Zhukov

When asked why he despised the Fleet so much he reframed the question. ( Zhukov first )

"Tell me what does Russia do first when attacked?"

" A Czar´s manifesto or a government´s statement is issued?"

"Wrong!"

"Mobilization starts?"

"No. It sinks its navy."

( Over the previous hundred years the Russian Navy had scuttled its ships three times...)

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