Of course, brilliant Kai, Nigger is played by Chubaka!



Then, when Nigger gets run over, Gibson climbs into his Millennium Avro B-1701A, fly’s anti-clockwise around the globe at Warp 7.2 to reverse time, lands before the crash and saves his precious Nigger by bouncing him down a flooded road at the approaching car, which falls apart on contact, giving its driver, Barnes Wallace, the idea for the bouncing bomb to use on the dams. On the raid, Gibson takes Nigger along as co-pilot, who gets sucked out of the cockpit after flak blows a hole in it, gets caught by a propeller which spins him up to 8½ thousand rpm, whereafter he fly’s off at a tangent, skips along the water and demolishes all the dams in quick succession – because the Germans really built them one behind the other - flooding the whole of Germany and drowning Hitler. Whereupon the Ark of the Covenant floats to the surface, lid opens to a golden glow with sparkly bits, and a voice proclaims ”Oy vay, I’ve flooded evil before and it was time to do it again!”, The world is saved along with Nigger who climbs into the Ark and surfs to safety. Gibson goes on to marry Princess Eva Brunhilder and makes a fortune after perfecting the self-loading Labrador and the Inter Continental Ballistic Shitsu.

I like it - can’t wait for the prequel showing Gibson as a child growing up on his uncle’s farm for dyslexic goats near Dagenham, Nebraska .

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