Having just finished my typical Home Counties breakfast of smoked salmon and champagne, I've realised that a calmer, more measured approach is appropriate.
'Scorched Earth' is of course the only answer ; Cellardyke must be immediately razed to the ground and the surrounding 50-mile area should be napalmed. Of course, the inhabitants should be given reasonable time to leave - 10 minutes ought to do it.
'Aaaaaaahhhhhh....choo !!'
Quick ! Get me an ambulance...!
( Oh - maybe it was the black pepper I put on the smoked salmon.... [img]redface.gif[/img] )