Browsing for any stuff that helped me make sense of a game where players wave their arms in imitation of a Corsair taking off from Illustrious, the audience clap for no visible reason, and players take tea breaks, I came into this:
Quote:
Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes
After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler politely enquired:
"Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?"
"Cos every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied.
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http://www.abcofcricket.com/fun/gaffs/gaffs.htm
Can't be a bad game after all if you're given biscuits!