Chill out there mate,
The topic's been running since 2002, and of course it's a daft one, but It's just a bit of stupid fun on the whole. It also includes answers like Ron's (#245) which send shivers up the spine... noone's being disrespectful (Except maybe the tit that wanted to be in Dirlewanger's mob a while back

... and naturally he's banned now).
Tricky balance to make between pompous and interesting on any war-related forum and threads like these tend to 'warm up' the discussion, indicate where someone's coming from and provide an easy 'in' for new bods, the lifeblood of forums. (It can be hugely intimidating for many people 'wading in' for the first time) You'll also note that many serious and knowledgable people have joined in.
Anyway, they've thrown me out of the Women's Auxillary balloon Corps so I'll see you down the windmill for the latest 'tableaux'. (need any nylons??)
Cheers,
Adam.