Many have heard the rumors of a fearful and unrelenting troll-destroying entity roaming these Forums. Trolls and Goons speak of him in whispers and hushed voices lest he hear you and cast his deadly gaze in your direction. Many of you Rogues out there may think that the highest ranking member here is our Gröfaz (
Größter Forum
herr aller Zeiten) Otto
, this couldn't be further from the truth. There exists a being on these Forums whose keen strategic mind and dauntless courage is unmatched. Ladies, gentlemen, Rogues of the WWII Forums, I am speaking of the intrepid
PanzerPenguin.
Having arrived here some years ago from his Antarctic Fortress,
der PanzerPenguin has taken it upon himself to rid the WWII Forums of all manner of Forum scum. Be you an abusive troll, a silly goon, a flame warrior, an attention whore, or even an inflationary post whore, beware,
der PanzerPenguin will strike without warning!
Not much information on the
PanzerPenguin is available at this time, but he can be identified by the items and equipment he is sure to carry. He is always armed with a wide array of weapons; a dagger, luger, mp40 sub-machinegun, chaingun, and an anti-tank weapon such as a panzershreck or bazooka, but most likely a panzerfaust.
Der PanzerPenguin always carries several German model 24
Stielhandgranate, (In English:
Stick Hand Grenade). In combat, the PanzerPenguin has been known to wear the German M1935
Stahlhelm (in both the regular army and
Fallschirmjäger variants), as well as a pair of large chrome sunglasses.
Here is an image the der PanzerPenguin some years ago planning his WWII Forums offensive at his Antarctic retreat
Festung Panzer. Note the use of his strategic planning monocle and Field Marshall's hat.
I hope this gives you Rogues out there a good idea of who to watch out for when you visit the WWII Forums. Remember, when you cross
der PanzerPenguin your safety is not guaranteed.
Peppy >>> PdPP!