Shh, don't say the word f**t here or the Panzerpenguin will think you're mentioning him.

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Fartium - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Amazon.com: Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School: Books: Carl Japikse

Can i buy a fart powered lighter ? - Yahoo! Answers

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