Many have heard the rumors of a fearful and unrelenting troll-destroying entity roaming these Forums. Trolls and Goons speak of him in whispers and hushed voices lest he hear you and cast his deadly gaze in your direction. Many of you Rogues out there may think that the highest ranking member here is our Gröfaz (Größter Forumherr aller Zeiten) Otto , this couldn't be further from the truth. There exists a being on these Forums whose keen strategic mind and dauntless courage is unmatched. Ladies, gentlemen, Rogues of the WWII Forums, I am speaking of the intrepid PanzerPenguin.

Having arrived here some years ago from his Antarctic Fortress, der PanzerPenguin has taken it upon himself to rid the WWII Forums of all manner of Forum scum. Be you an abusive troll, a silly goon, a flame warrior, an attention whore, or even an inflationary post whore, beware, der PanzerPenguin will strike without warning!

Not much information on the PanzerPenguin is available at this time, but he can be identified by the items and equipment he is sure to carry. He is always armed with a wide array of weapons; a dagger, luger, mp40 sub-machinegun, chaingun, and an anti-tank weapon such as a panzershreck or bazooka, but most likely a panzerfaust. Der PanzerPenguin always carries several German model 24 Stielhandgranate, (In English: Stick Hand Grenade). In combat, the PanzerPenguin has been known to wear the German M1935 Stahlhelm (in both the regular army and Fallschirmjäger variants), as well as a pair of large chrome sunglasses.

Here is an image the der PanzerPenguin some years ago planning his WWII Forums offensive at his Antarctic retreat Festung Panzer. Note the use of his strategic planning monocle and Field Marshall's hat.


I hope this gives you Rogues out there a good idea of who to watch out for when you visit the WWII Forums. Remember, when you cross der PanzerPenguin your safety is not guaranteed.




Peppy >>> PdPP!

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Phear der PanzerPenguin!
HellFish love teh

Yes, Panzerpenguin has made several unwelcomed guests vanish, so keep up the good work PP! And thanx for the info, Peppy! It´s always a pleasure to hear about our favourite mascot with a MP40....

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The war against Russia will be such that it cannot be conducted in a knightly fashion. This struggle is one of ideologies and racial differences and will have to be conducted with unprecedented, unmerciful and unrelenting harshness. -Adolf Hitler

Is that Penguin German or Allied ?

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I need a bailout of only $500,000

He's allied against trolls and goons.

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Phear der PanzerPenguin!
HellFish love teh

I ran into somebody with the Panzer Penguin name online in Call of Duty, wasn't a match for my sniper though! (must of been a imposter)

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Time is only enemy you'll never get rid of.

<|dPP|>PanzerPenguin is the real panzerpenguin, and i know he hasnt played in over a month!

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has the .panzerpenguin. checked in at all at least showed his head
where has he been and done what has he seen in his travles ??...

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for thow . will be ours someday.we shall have it all
... und mear.......

Krieg has a good idea....fighter aces paint kills on their aircraft and ships paint their kills on the ship too. Panzerpenguin must have a lot of "war stories" !

Is the panzerpenguin just being modest???

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“The first lesson is that you can't lose a war if you have command of the air, and you can't win a war if you haven't.” - General Jimmy Doolittle

I have been busy fighting Trolls on all fronts! They recently launched a major counter-offensive but never fear, Victory is Mine!

Phear der PanzerPenguin!

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