Nice one...who say kidz don´t know how to dress up...

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British magazine names weirdest book title - UPI.com

"Greek Rural Postmen and their Cancellation Numbers" has been voted the oddest book title of the past 30 years by readers of a British magazine.

Other unusual titles: "People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders," and "What to Do About It, and How to Avoid Huge Ships."

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From an actual Church bulletin!!


The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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Scott

Eeek! And Hitler´s favourite cat dance!

http://www.chelleburt.com/wordpress/...ing-hitler.gif

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Not a joke but a funny story I read elsewhere. Could have ended badly but didn't

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T0pless photos of Ukrainian PM, Yulia Timoshenko!!!

http://robot_guy.blogspot.com/2008/0...ss-photos.html

Usual warnings about work safety, wife safety, kids safety, etc. safety.

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A guy goes to see a Doctor at his office to tell him about a problem that's seemingly hurting his consulting business, and just as he walks in the Doctor turns on a small fan. As the guy begins to speak the Doctor gets up, saying go on, and opens a window.
The man complains that he has silent cronic flatulism, and says he's performed this three times since he entered the office, and asks what the problem is?
The Doctor says, the first problem I recognize is that you're hard of hearing.

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There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says "Yes", you know he's a crook. Groucho Marx

I wish I was Otto, I would take 6000 rep points off ZA's score for that "joke".

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Work Harder ! Millions on welfare are depending on you.

I'd give it right back, absolutely hillarious!

By way of perspective, get your coat George, you've pulled:

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funny!

i saw this posted in my favorite restaurant/bar........


Children left unattended playing by our bar will be given an espresso and a puppy.

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Man eats 23,000 Big Macs in 36 years - CNN.com

"I enjoy them every day," said Gorske, 54. "I need two to fill me up."

Gorske has kept every burger receipt in a box. He says he was always fascinated with numbers, and watching McDonald's track its number of customers motivated him to track his own consumption.

He can instantly recall the eight days in which he failed to satisfy his craving. One was in 1988, the day his mother died, to respect a request she made.

"I made a promise to her and I always keep my promises," he said. "I also promised her I wouldn't cut my hair and in 20 years I haven't."

He twice failed to attack a Big Mac because of his job. A correctional-institution employee, he said a number of work emergencies kept him on the clock past midnight so he recorded those days as missed days.

Three other times he was traveling and couldn't find a McDonald's. He also went Big Mac-less on Thanksgiving Day 2000, and during a 1982 snowstorm that prevented the local McDonald's franchise from opening.

"That's when I started a habit where I kept them in the freezer," he said. He keeps one or two burgers on hand but increases his inventory to four to five during the winter.

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A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas
ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher,
I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of
the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I
am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No
questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep
running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The
bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified,
so the old rancher immediately throws down his tools,
runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
'Your card! Show him Your Card!

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I just got this email from a friend and have to show you this picture! I'll post a link because it has foul language in it!

http://s260.photobucket.com/albums/ii11/bigfunoo7/?action=view&current=funysign.jpg

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Loved the rancher joke Scott!

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Uncyclopedia:Patented nonsense - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

(you can click the hyperlinks to)

Lawyer - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

(some I've heard, some no)

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Oh no! You too, Brutus!

Rambo to sell Russian vodka

U.S. actor Sylvester Stallone, mighty destroyer of Soviet opponents in the Hollywood Rambo and Rocky movies, now plans to advertise Russian vodka.

Russian vodka producer Synergy said on Friday it had signed a one-year contract with Stallone, who will appear in television and newspaper advertisements for the vodka brand "Russian Ice" from Sept. 1.

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Drink it and you "ll end up like him