Monty Python

PrinceMooCow · #1 (**permalink**) March 21st, 2005, 10:12 AM

So im sure most of you have seen monty python and the holy grial(sp?). Whats your favorit part in it? I like the part with the holy hand gernade and the rabbit

Za Rodinu · #2 (**permalink**) March 21st, 2005, 11:37 AM

Favorite part? The entire film, of course!

MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got sh1t all over him.

the script

jpatterson · #3 (**permalink**) March 22nd, 2005, 12:52 AM

I'm being repressed!!

Later

jpatterson · #4 (**permalink**) March 22nd, 2005, 12:53 AM

Speaking of this, I sure would like to see the NY production of Spamalot with Tim Curry, Hank Azaria, David Hyde-Pierce and Musid by Eric Idle. That has to be a real treat.

Later

Bill Murray · #5 (**permalink**) March 22nd, 2005, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jpatterson:
Speaking of this, I sure would like to see the NY production of Spamalot with Tim Curry, Hank Azaria, David Hyde-Pierce and Musid by Eric Idle. That has to be a real treat.

Later

I had the pleasure of seeing the pre-Broadway preformance of Spamalot in Chicago before Christmas with the Broadway cast. One would think that with such notable preformers headlining this would be a fantastic show in and of itself. However, the single most dominating presence I saw on the stage was a lady by the name of Sara Ramirez who portrays the Lady of the Lake. (In an role that is significantly expanded from the movie). If you remotely get the chance to see this show I suggest you do what you can, you won't be disappointed.

Monty Cassino · #6 (**permalink**) March 22nd, 2005, 02:55 AM

Monty Python is great for so many reasons, and here is another one:

and another:

Kai-Petri · #7 (**permalink**) March 22nd, 2005, 01:18 PM

The Black knight....

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow
bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite
your legs off!

http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/monty.htm#Scene%204

jpatterson · #8 (**permalink**) September 26th, 2006, 09:55 PM

Went to see Spamalot in Pittsburgh Sunday night. Performed at the Benedum Center by the U.S. touring cast. Very entertaining, well worth the 70 dollar tickets.

Later

T. A. Gardner · #9 (**permalink**) September 26th, 2006, 11:27 PM

"My hovercraft is full of eels!"

From the Hungarian - English dictionary sketch....

I liked their Meaning of Life better though. How can you not laugh at a movie that was intended to insult everyone watching it?! "BUCKET FOR MISSEUR!"

Richard · #10 (**permalink**) October 1st, 2006, 11:57 PM

Quote:

ITS

Monty Pythons Flying Circus

THE SPAM SKETCH -

Cut to a cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter - downwards (on wires)

Mr Bun Morning

Waitress Morning

Mr Bun What have you got, then?

Waitress Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Mrs Bun Have you got anything without spam in it?

Waitress Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Mrs Bun I don't want ANY spam!

Mr Bun Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

Mrs Bun That's got spam in it!

Mr Bun Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.

Mrs Bun Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Waitress Uuuuuuggggh!

Mrs Bun What d'you mean uuugggh! I don't like spam

Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ...
Brief stock shot of a Viking ship.

Waitress Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Mrs Bun Why not!

Waitress No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it.
Mrs Bun I don't like spam!

Mr Bun Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ...

Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ...

Mr Bun ... baked beans, spam, spam and spam.

Waitress Baked beans are off.

Mr Bun Well can I have spam instead?

Waitress You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam?

Vikings (still singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ... (etc.)

Mr Bun Yes.

Waitress Arrggh!

Vikings .. . lovely spam, wonderful, spam.

Waitress Shut up! Shut up!

The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the hungarian.
Hungarian Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...
Vikings (starting up again) Spam, spam, spam, spam ...

Waitress Shut up

A policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out.
Hungarian My nipples explode...
Cut to a historian.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'A HISTORIAN'
Historian Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget cafe at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fiords here, (indicating a map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled in the Green Midget cafe and spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ...
The backdrop behind him rises to reveal the cafe again, The Vikings start singing again and the historian conducts them

Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam. Lovely spam wonderful spam ...
Mr and Mrs Bun rise slowly in the air

END

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