You couldn't make it up, Part2

The_Historian · #1 (**permalink**) June 4th, 2006, 05:03 PM

Hands up anyone who didn't see this coming?
Drinkers face onslaught in health drive

Richard · #2 (**permalink**) June 4th, 2006, 09:12 PM

Time to pack your bags and leave Scotland, or declare war on these loonies. I would help you Gordon, but I got my hands full with these morons here in England.

The_Historian · #3 (**permalink**) June 4th, 2006, 10:00 PM

Know what you mean, Richard. Time to start a new pressure group, I think. How about "R.I.D"- "Resist Interfering Do-gooders"?!

Richard · #4 (**permalink**) June 4th, 2006, 10:09 PM

Count me in Gordon, time to kick ass.

The_Historian · #5 (**permalink**) June 5th, 2006, 08:46 AM

I'd love to comment on this, but I can't stop laughing long enough!
Probation officer sacked for putting public safety first

Stevin · #6 (**permalink**) June 5th, 2006, 08:55 AM

OMG! And I thought Holland was soft! This is insane!

Richard · #7 (**permalink**) June 5th, 2006, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Historian:
I'd love to comment on this, but I can't stop laughing long enough!
Probation officer sacked for putting public safety first

This is the problem PC is now running law & order in the UK now, this situation has got out of control. This clap trap is now never out of the news and at this rate you will be had up for breaking wind in your bath tub.

TA152 · #8 (**permalink**) June 5th, 2006, 09:06 PM

You guys need Robo Cop, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, and Little Richard to clean up the country.

Keeping an 'anger diary'! What a crock ! Keep a good 12 gauge will work better.

Za Rodinu · #9 (**permalink**) June 5th, 2006, 10:47 PM

Too soft, I'd take Capt. Ivan Danko.

Art Ridzik: About this pile-of-s*** pimp in here. In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It's called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can't even touch his ***.

Ivan Danko: I do not want to touch his ***. I want to make him talk!

H, you'll love this one:

Art Ridzik: Tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a f***ing paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine?

Ivan Danko: Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head.

Art Ridzik: Ah, it'd never work here. F***ing politicians wouldn't go for it.

Ivan Danko: Shoot them first.

Miller · #10 (**permalink**) June 5th, 2006, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Rodinu:
Too soft, I'd take Capt. Ivan Danko.

Art Ridzik: About this pile-of-s*** pimp in here. In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It's called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can't even touch his ***.

Ivan Danko: I do not want to touch his ***. I want to make him talk!

H, you'll love this one:

Art Ridzik: Tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a f***ing paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine?

Ivan Danko: Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head.

Art Ridzik: Ah, it'd never work here. F***ing politicians wouldn't go for it.

Ivan Danko: Shoot them first.

Wow, I was just thinking of that movie the other day. I didn't remember the name or anything I just recalled Arnold playing a Russian.

Za Rodinu · #11 (**permalink**) June 7th, 2006, 08:23 AM

From Yahoo News today

Roof Fugitive Gets Food And Fags
Wednesday June 7, 07:19 AM

A suspected car thief who spent 20 hours on a rooftop was delivered cigarettes and a KFC meal - because police wanted to protect his human rights. The 27-year-old climbed up a drain pipe and refused to come down from the three-storey house in Gloucester for the rest of the day. He clambered onto the roof following a police pursuit of a vehicle from Cheltenham to Gloucester.

Police cordoned off the area in Midland Road as the man dismantled a chimney and hurled bricks at officers and passers-by.

Residents had to be moved from nearby houses for their own safety as the situation became increasingly dangerous.

But, to their amazement, police later used a cherry-picker to send a Kentucky Fried Chicken takeaway to the man.

He was first given a pack of cigarettes and a can of Pepsi, but the drink was refused and a two-litre bottle was demanded instead.

Minutes later, he tucked into a family-sized KFC meal.

David Dalton, who runs a nearby guest house, told the Daily Mail: "Surely they should have been starving him out - not giving him food and drink so he can stay up there as long as he likes.

"But no, they used the hydraulic platform to take a KFC meal, a two-litre bottle and a packet of fags."

Gloucestershire Police said although he was being a "nuisance", they still had to "look after his well-being and human rights".

The stand-off ended last night when specialist negotiators finally persuaded the man to give himself up as a large crowd of spectators cheered.

He is now being questioned at a local police station.

The_Historian · #12 (**permalink**) June 8th, 2006, 10:48 AM

Says it all Za, doesn't it? [img]graemlins/no.gif[/img]
There is hope though- Parents protest over junk food raids