How much would it cost to get drunk? KTK Frostbite takes man's toes, he donates them to Yukon bar for 'Sourtoe Cocktail' | CBC News
Alaskans are nutty. Unstable. Out of touch with reality. Dangerous. I've come to this conclusion after a comprehensive census of the WW2F Alaskan contingent. We ought to exile them to Arizona because maybe the heat will sweat some sense into them.
So, how does that work. Do they charge the same for a big toe as for a little toe, or is it by the ounce?
In Newfoundland, gullible tourists actually pay to act like an idiot in a public bar, then get slapped on the face with a dead fish. You then get a certificate to declare that you have been Screeched. I found it gut wrenchingly awful to watch the forced hilarity.
Zing! At least the toe might impart some flavor to the beverage. I recall going to a fancy restaurant in Chicago where they served a chocolate desert with a layer of gold in it. Yes, real gold. Real, odorless, tasteless gold. It was more expensive than this drink. If I had to pick between the two, I'd absolutely go for the toe drink.
I had a friend that moved out of Yellow Knife because he didn't like the "big city vibes" it was getting.