Favourite movie one liners

Col. Breed at his command HQ during the Divisional War Games: "Tell the Artillery to open fire and to continue at will." Robert Ryan as Col. Breed in: The Dirty Dozen.

 

"Long Live General Montgomery!"
Polish Paratrooper in A Bridge too far, Jumping into a German Ambush.

 

I had forgotten about that movie,skunk.

There is one from Patton that I can't remember the exact line.Patton and his staff are under a table when the 2 German planes are bombing and strafeing right after the British
Air General promises no more German planes.
"You were talking about air superiority?"

 

Pound them Charley, Allenby to his Artillery officer during the attack on the Turks in Lawrence of Arabia.

 

" ...I know I could push the Russians back to Moscow with my troops!"

George C. Scott as Patton in " The last days of Patton".

 

From the Film, Porridge.
"Cops!"
"Copse? Do you mean a wooded grove?"
"Yeah, a wooded grove crawling with cops!"

 

The Fifth Element

From Father Veto Cornelius to Jon Baptist Emanuel Zorg

You're a "Monster" Zorg.

Zorg back...

I Know.

 

Doh! I cannot believe I overlooked these {giving myself a good swift kick}

From the movie "Lawrence of Arabia". In this scene, Lawrence is attempting to convince the Arab leader to commit his forces too battle:

These aren't exact quotes, as I lost my copy of this great film some time ago. If anyone has this film feel free to either post the exact quotes, or PM me so I can edit my post.

Arab leader (Played by Omar Sharif I think): "The English have a powerful navy, and this allows you to go as you will, and strike as you will. This is what makes the English great.
Lawrence (Played by peter O'Toole): "The desert is like a sea of sand, across which the Arab can go as you will, and strike as you will. This is what makes the Arab great.

Outside the leaders tent.
Lawrence: "Akaba is over there, It's only a matter of going"

And later, coming upon a massacre committed by the retreating Turks.
Lawrence: "NO PRISONERS!"

I love this movie.

 

'Good,Bad and the Ugly"......."Even a murderer like that has an angel looking over his back, a blonde angel." Angel Eyes.

 

I don't know if this is a rehash from before but:

"Badges....we don't need any badges....we don't need no stinkin' badges!" Alfonso Bedoya to Humphrey Bogart's character in: "Treasure of the Sierra Madre."

 

Aliens.

Ripley: How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
Hicks: [pause] Seventeen days.
Hudson: *Seventeen days?* Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here...
Ripley: Hudson!
Hudson: ...and they're gonna come in here AND THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!
Ripley: HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
[to Newt]
Ripley: Right?
[Newt apes a salute]
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?
.......................................................................
Sorry, not a one-liner but I like it. One of my favorite movies.

 

"Clyde, leave the Bananas alone." As Philo Beddoe's Brother takes Miguel by his...er..I mean Clyde by the hand and walks him out of that bar in: "Any Which Way You Can." :lol:

 

Don't worry, Rodney. This time next year, we'll be millionaires!

Rodney, youuuu plonker.

Delboy

 

Running man,
"Go to Hell."
"I don't do requests."

Highlander,
"You can't die Highlander."
"(snickering) hea hea hea...I hate you."

Enemy Mine,
"Say your prayers Toad-Face."

Battle of the Bulge,
"Forget it, it's like hittin em with tennis balls."

Seven,
"Ahhhh, AHHHHH, what's in the boxxx?

Screamers,
"We can laugh, we can cry, we can bleed, we can F%@K."

They Live,
"I came here today to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Pitch Black,
"Looks clear." (then scary swooping attack & gone)
"I thought you said it was clear?"
"I said it looks clear."
"How does it look now?"
......"Looks clear."

 

"Haul ass, haul ass. Yug yug yug yug yug." Robin Williams as Popeye in: "Popeye."

 

That's funny I was just thinking about Battle of the Bulge when Hessler says:

The Russian Front doesn't put meat on a man's bones General


The They Live quote was used again in Dazed And Confused as:

I came here to drink beer and kick ass and it looks like we're all out of beer.

This as the kid who get bayoneted in Saving Private Ryan by the SS Schutze again gets his ass kicked, well almost, he gets saved by the quarterback.

 

From The Departed (The scene in the bar)

Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson): "How is your mother doing?"

Man at bar: "Not well, she is on her way out"

Frank Costello: "We all are...act accordingly"

 

"I think we're going to need a bigger boat." One of the characters in Jaws.

 

"James McCandles to Jacob "Big Jake" McCandles: We havent seen you for over thirteen years Daddy!"

Big Jake to James: "Daddy?"

James to Big Jake: "Daddy!" At that, Big Jake reaches over and pulls James off of his Horse and then punches James in his jaw knocking him into a large nearby puddle of mud.

"You had better start respecting your elders James, and if you can't respect your elders then you had better respect your betters! You can call me Jacob, Jake, or a dirty son of a bitch but, if you ever call me Daddy again; we'll finish this fight."

From the excellent John Wayne Western: "Big Jake."

 

"Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

Kenneth Williams in Carry on Cleo

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship Louis"

Bogart in Casablanca

"I remember! The Germans wore grey, you wore blue"

Bogart in Casablanca after Ingrid Bergman reminds him she last saw him the day the Germans occupied Paris in 1940.

"Perhaps he was well brought up"

John Mills' reason for the German spy disappearing into the desert with a shovel at the same time every night in Ice Cold in Alex

Four from The Dambusters

"Stand by to pull me out of the seat if I get hit"

Richard Todd

"I think I'll pay that tomorrow"

One of the aircrew on receiving his mess bill the night before the operation (can't remember his name!)

"No point me shaving; if we get shot down and meet two girls, I'm bound to get the ugly one"

Same airman in next scene.

"If you told them I designed it, do you think it would help?"

Barnes Wallis after being asked what reason he could possibly give to the Air Ministry to persuade them to lend a Wellington bomber for the bombing trials.

"It's like listening to the Beatles without ear muffs"

Sean Connery in Goldfinger explaining why some things simply aren't done

From Fawlty Towers

"It's over there, between the sea and the sky"

Basil when guest complains she wanted a room with a view to the horizon.

"What do you want? Herds of Wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain?"

Basil when same guest complains the view isn't very pretty.