Caption contest!

Goddammit! I'm on the wrong magazine cover! I thought Death was doing this interview!

 

" Ach Fredi, you understand me better than Keitel or Göring! I think I will make you my new Field marshall and part of OKW soon!"

 

"I'd rather have a bone than a medal, boss!"

 

Hitler: So I'm Thinking About Invading Poland

Dog: I Can See Where This Is Going

 

"Go bite a bone, I know you have a Blondie somewhere in some closet!"

 

Look, I'm sorry about the other night! Really I am!

 

Alfie, this country club has gone to hell! If I'm not mistaken they let a Jew join! I'm going right now to complain to the managment! You with me boy?!

 

Never mind the dog--beware of the owner!

 

Hitler: "Well General whiz I hope your not going to poo poo all over me like my other Generals in this war."

Dog, thinking: Too late sunshine your sitting in it.

 

"Look Erich, there's Fat Hermann over there, wave to him or he'll be offended all afternoon!"

 

"Hi Paulus, is that you? Still surrounded, eh?"

 

"Mine is bigger than yours!"

 

April 1st 19xx

Hitler: "Himmler you old poofter you, lol"
Erich: " Yo four eyes."

 

September 1939

Hitler: Stalin baby how are you? Hows the wife?
Shot anyone lately hehe just pulling your plonker."

 

"This will not hurt a bit, after all your ass is fat enough."

 

"this here is how we are going to win the war you just take it like this and throw it in the sea then BAM! the enemy lose all their fish."

 

Yes, Rudolf, just getting settled in here. Lovely room, great view, and the staff is very attentive. Should be a most enjoyable vacation. You must visit! You know the way? Come down the south side of the river and then take a left at the big sign that says LANDSBURG! You can't miss it!

 

Vat iss yu vearing rite now, mine saucy Kliena Reich's "Dumpling" ?
I hope it iss zat Puffy Shirt viss zat stunning sleeveless leather vast coat ?
Ohhhh, you know how zat makes me crazy !