Funny game quotes

Just a thread for our cadre of forum gamers! Ill start.
SPOILER FOR MASS EFFECT 2





Joker: It'll be better then the old days!
Shepard: I hope so, I died.

 

Congratz with the 1000th post Totenkopf.

Joe's favorite quote(Which is from Call Of Duty 4).

Gaz: Loyalists eh? Are they the good russians or the bad russians?
Captain Price: Well, they won't shoot us on sight, if that is what you asking.
Gaz: Well, that is good enough for me Sir.

 

Beans from BIA: And we can paint our jeeps and scare the Germans wit our scary zoo animals, scheissce un zebra!

 

"I swear we've been through this field ten f*cking times!"
-Grenediers from Company of Heroes.

"Is this your idea of fun, Haggart?"
"Well....yeah."
-Battlefield Bad Company

"German steeeeeel"
-The really creepy PzKpfw V Panther commander from CoH.

 

From Psychonauts

Raz- "Have you ever made anyone's head explode?"
Dogen- "No... well once, but I wear this special hat now. You wanna try it on?!"
Raz- "Uhh... no thanks."

 

Old one:
Zelda II-"I am Error"

 

Another from Mass Effect 2:

In the game, you can mine planets for their minerals by launching probes at them.

There is, of course, a planet called Uranus.

The AI on board usually says "Launching Probe" etc.

On Uranus, she says:

AI: Really, commander?
AI: Probing Uranus. (in an unhappy tone)

 

Shepard: Get out of here now! Before it Blows!
Stock Boy: Blows..? What..?
Shepard: RUN!!
Stock Boy: Alright!
(Stock Boy sprints out of the room)
Shepard(Chuckling to self) I cant believe that worked!

 

EDI: I enjoy the site of humans on their knees.
(Joker with an expression of sarcasm and disbelief)
EDI: That is a joke.
Joker: Right...


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4[/YOUTUBE]

 

Shepard: Alot of women like bad boys.
Yeoman: That is a dirty stereotype...In my case it happens to be true but still!

 

Company of heroes

German Grenadier- Hans you coffee sucks I'm not drinking that crap

Hans-I'm not you mother you A**hole go make your own God D*mn
Coffee

 

Just about anything that the Germans yell in COD3's multi player. If you understand a small amount of German you cant help but laugh.

 

Blitzkrieg

Soviet soldier-CHOOOO CHOOOO!
Train blew up by 88mm 1 sec later

 

From CoH:

German: If I had known we'd do this much walking, I'd of joined the Navy!

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American sniper: Trick or treat, ya Kraut motherf**ker...

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American Airborne: I am NOT drinking Merlot!

 

"Knock knock, its the Fighting First comin' to kick your a**es!

call of duty 2, big red one

 

I thought it would be a fun idea if our humble gamers posted the lines of dialogue that simply struck them as perfectly written.

Post the line(s) and then say the game and the situation that made them so awesome.

I'll start with one.

This one is from Pokemon Soulsilver in a special event that is unlocked through the DS wifi. It pertains to the main villain Giovanni who plays a huge role in the first Generation(Red,Blue and Yellow) where the player defeats him and he says he will go into exile and disband "Team Rocket" (his crime syndicate)

In Generation 2 (Gold, Silver and Crystal) the main subplot of the game is that former executives of team rocket have been recruiting new members in an effort to revive the organisation (this being 3 years after the disband) and the player must systematically foil their plans and defeat them at their scattered bases. The plot ends after the player defeats them the last time at the Goldenrod radio tower which they captured with the final executive agreeing to disband the organisation forever.

A large wondering however was if you listened to the radio it would say things like:
"This is the radio tower"
"We are pleased to declare Team Rocket's revival"
"......Giovanni? Can you hear us?"
"We have finally made it!"
So the player is left to wonder: What happened to Giovanni?

This question was answered in Generation IV where Gold and Silver were remade and that special event was created where the Pokemon Celebi took you back in time to Giovanni's hideout during the time where Team rocket held the radio tower. You confront him and he tells you that you have the same eyes as the Child who defeated him three years ago (You in Generation 1) and he then said that he is on the way to Goldenrod city to answer the call and join his team.

He finishes off by saying:
"My old associates need me....."
"We will not repeat the failure of three years ago!"
"Team rocket will be reborn again and I will rule the world!"

I do not know why that something written in such a Cliché manner can be such a scary line as it was but I squealed in ecstasy when I read it as battling him is so awesome not to mention a homage to the hardcore fans of the handheld series.

Thus, my avatar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_953483&v=pExn-S7WduQ&feature=iv

 

Ze enemies of za riech shall be crushed and Germany shall rise again......,
Axis and Allies old game

Amerikans......They think like crimninals......,.,
Company of heros

Was wrong Frankie never seen uh dead body?
American guy I forgot his name Company of heros

 

Threads merged due to similarities in topic.

 

Starcraft 1, after you continue to select the Female Medic.

"You already had your sponge bath Lieutenant!"
and then again
"You want another one?"

 

"You know I always like to save the last round before popping the heat sink..... wait, that metaphor just went somewhere terrible."