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Discussion in 'The Stump' started by C.Evans, Jun 21, 2010.

  1. formerjughead

    formerjughead The Cooler King

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    not enough beer and too many crates
     
  2. C.Evans

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    Heh heh, well, you got half the recipe correct, Mayo is nothing but oil and eggs.
     
  3. C.Evans

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    Me neither, and she had a very shapely figure for a lady her age-which im assuming then was probably about 45 or so? I was in my 30s then, and would have been proud to go out with her :wolf:
     
  4. C.Evans

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    :yum:---:yum:
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  5. Herr Oberst

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    Who dis above? Aw.. Oh... post number 666 that must be why she has red eyes.....:D Better call the :slipdigit:....too much foam. Must be why the sandwhich liked her so much....so much for the evil post;)
     
  6. Richard

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    I had a good fart today...O'l wait a minute its not against the law to fart in the UK yet.

    Scrap that one. :lol:
     
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  7. C.Evans

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    Pete, you Devil you :lol: :lol: :lol: And, im going to send Alexander Nevsky and his Pskovians, out to chase ya away ;-))
     
  8. C.Evans

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    In German thats: Guten Fahrten! :lol: :lol:
     
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  9. Herr Oberst

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    Futher research and covert intel ops using the highest technological methodology have produced the following images after 09.jpg comes 10.jpg


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    And the award for the most outstandingly strong woman or femme is: wait for it!


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    The award for outstanding use of green energy methane is blond mit hair dryer

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    Dude please.....Man up and ask her for a date......OOOOOOhhh.... Paging Mr Fairlane.....Mr Ford Failane.....The boyfriend catches Mr Peeper and says "You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!"

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  10. C.Evans

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    Heh heh, good pics. The guy with the camera up the ladies skirt deserves to be shot.
     
  11. Gebirgsjaeger

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    Yes but at first we have to sight the evidence !:cool::D
     
  12. C.Evans

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    Hi U/ im sure the evidence was nice to look at butt???

    That pic hits home for me though. Back about 1985 or 86, I had some real "eye-candy" as a girlfriend and I HAD many fights in the malls parkinglot-in order to keep jerks from trying to steal my girlfriend. One guy I hit over the head with a 2x4 plank to teach it to keep its paws off MY gal ;-)) It worked im glad to say ;-))

    There was another jerk who tried to follow me to find out where she lived-didnt work. I had a 6 pack of Coca Cola in cans-that I got free from some promotion thing at some local restaurant. I threw them one by one at his truck and finally landed the last two on its windshield breaking the trucks windows. Needless to say, its truck windshield would never had been broken if it had decided NOT to follow me to my girlfriends home.
     
  13. Gebirgsjaeger

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    Yes Carl, sometimes words won´t help and you have to use the stoneage dialect!
     
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    Guess they were in a hurry ;-)
     
  15. C.Evans

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    :rofl: and which is the language used so profeciently by that wierdo lada googoo (SP?) on purpose too ;-))
     
  16. Gebirgsjaeger

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    Carl, do you mean that blonde singing somewhat? If so than it reminds me on the Flintstones and their baby Bamm-Bamm! Ooola Ooolala!
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  17. Herr Oberst

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    A year earlier I could relate to that, 80s modelizer stage, I was woken up in the morning to this song blasting in a house full of people:

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    Sun's going down. Like a big bald head. Disappearing behind the boulevard. It's Sharkey's night. Yeah. It's Sharkey's night tonight. And the manager says: Sharkey? He's not at his desk right now. Could I take a message? And Sharkey says: Hey, Kowasabe! Long time no see. He says: Hey sport. You connect the dots. You pick up the pieces. He says: You know, I can see two tiny pictures of myself And there's one in each of you eyes. And they're doin' everything I do. Every time I light a cigarette, they light up theirs. I take a drink and I look in and they're drinkin' too. It's drivin' me crazy. It's drivin' me nuts. And Sharkey says: Deep in the heart of darkest America. Home of the brave. He says: Listen to my heart beat. Paging Mr. Sharkey. White courtesy telephone please.

    There was alot of this going on:

    The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

    Well, it's one louda, innit? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playin at ten. You're on ten ear, all way up, all way up, all way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

    Eleven


    Exactly. One louder.:D

    Every day is halloween with that crowd.
     
  18. C.Evans

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    Hi U/ oh but i do use stoneaged language--called Texan :lol::lol:
     
  19. C.Evans

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    Hi U/ Im not sure who lady goo goo is but I heard she was good-looking but--shes too wierd even for my tastes ;-)) Pebbles was way prittier as I have heard ;-))
     
  20. C.Evans

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    Would this happen to be Morgan Fairchild???? Been too long since I last saw her in anything.
     

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