1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2.Incoming fire has the right of way. 3. The only thing more accurate than incoming fire, is friendly incoming fire. 4. Don,t look conspicuous, it draws fire. 5. Don,t draw fire, it irritates the people around you. 6. The easy way is always mined. 7. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. 8. Try to look important, they may be low on ammo. 9. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateures that are dangerous. 10. The enemy invariably attacks on only two occasions: a. When you're ready for them. b. When you're not. 11. Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. 12. Anything you do can get you shot especially if you are doing nothing. 13. If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. 14. When the pin is pulled, the grenade is not your friend. 15. Five second fuses only last for three seconds. 16. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 17. Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you. 18. Make it too tough for the enemy to get inand you can't get out. 19. Don't ever be first, don't ever be last, and don't volunteer for anything. 20. The Quarter-master has only two sizes, too large and too small.