An American turns a 2CV into a tank

Gotta love this ! it's in French but the pictures speak for themselves.

http://auto.rtl.fr/article/il-transforme-sa-2cv-en-char-d-assaut-7762397628

 

Aw heck, In Texas if we listed critters we took out on the roads I would need a trailer to have enough room!

 

Skipper, I suppose if one were to attack a 2CV tank the sloping frontal armor that I am estimating to be 1 mm, or slightly less, would react as if it were , say, 1 1/2 mm or slightly more so it would seem a side attack would increase the chances of a successful penetration. Armor tactics are always fascinating ! A Flodden pike, if available, might do it some damage if one could get inside it's 5 meter range!!!

 

Belasar , what do you think the outcome would be if a belligerent Texas longhorn bull attacked a Citroën 2CV tank, front or side? I still think they are more vulnerable from above inspite of their Kevlar flexible armor top deck.

 

I can not truly say, but I have seen what a full grown doe can do to front end of my neighbor's Taurus!

The Horror, the Horror!

 

I didn't see any tank...Must be one of those Christie types with the tracks taken off.

It's a Citroen 2CV for crying out loud! Texas Longhorn wins 9 of 10.

The only thing that's worse is the Yugo tank

there the Longhorn wins 10 of 10 easy.

 

In other news, budget cuts have hit the USMC especially hard.

 

Besides the artistic aspect, I just love the guys sense of humor. Note how he evokes the colateral damages . he een took out 3 British tanks "by accident" and a few cows as well ...... I can imagine him driving in the streets and handing out chocolate to the locals, it must be a great way to meet people.

 

Could it be accurate, but in code?

18 Volkswagons
2 Jaguars
and three McDonald's drive thru's

 

what about those dodgy little cars with three wheels instead for the British ones?

 

You mean the Reliant Robin?

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8[/YOUTUBE]

 

Is it true it takes 5 AFV 2CV's to take out one AFV Yugo ? The US NSA has discovered the design for the Yugo was stolen from the Italians but the Reliant Robin is uniquely British and the AFV version is a closely guarded. They did discover it's armor contained ceramic material but it was porcelain china rather than Chobham. Spying on one's friends pays off!

 

Yes, that's the very one. Quite a match for the 2cv. Now take a Trabant for the Germans and we"ll have quite a race