Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by A-58, Jul 3, 2019.
We just had our Territory day...the one day a year Territorians can buy and let off fire works...Yesterday's front page "Why I put a cracker near my knackers!" - A couple of years ago it was "Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker!" (bum). Plus some footage of a dude rolling over a pile of burning fireworks only to set himself on fire...funny stuff.
"Why I put a cracker near my knackers!"
Reminds me of the famous Hillbilly epitaph." Hey fellas,Watch this!"
(I'm a hillbilly so I can say that}
Hearing the words "Hey y'all watch this" translates into "start back pedaling . . . full speed . . .now"
In the words of the great Monty Python "RUN AWAY--RUN AWAY!
I always tried to make it educational for my kids. "Here Connor, hold daddies beer while we reenact Yorktown. This trash can full of bottle rockets will represent our artillery batteries. Them plastic soldiers are the British standing on piles of black cat crackers. The French? Never mind the French, they're around someplace. These sky mortars are the 'rockets red, pink, blue and white glare.' No, no, we won't be setting the garage on fire again this year! Besides, that was mom's fault for leaving the door open. Just run like hell when I get this lit... and don't spill my beer!"
A fireworks stand in South Carolina going up. Probably wasn't a planned event. Something tells me that beerses and doobies might have been involved.
To the music of "Strangers in the night" - "Doobie doobie doo..."
South Carolina wins again!
Make America Glow Again.
Gives new meaning to the Big Bang Theory!!!
do they still call'em doobies?
if anyone is looking for weeds, recommend not calling it a doobie.
go to the corner reefer store and order off the menu.
miss the fireworks...we can buy the big stuff here, just not the fun ones.
want firecrackers, man. blow some shit up, if I cant shoot it.