Anyone know where I can find a pic of this?

I'm terribly sorry about my lack of knowledge about brony subculture. I was unaware there was a test.

Sigh. I believe in the same corporal punishment my father believes in. It's called spanking. You explain to the child what they have done wrong then reinforce that explanation by swatting the child upon the backside with your palm. The gluteus maximus is excellent at absorbing force safely and without injury. It just hurts a bit.

As a matter of fact I did say fuck at the dinner table. My father spanked me. After that I no longer said that word at home. It's super effective.

 

Truthfully their numbers are only around 7,000 - 12,500.

The millions they "claim" to have...


Are girls under the age of 10.

 

Best.
Thread.
Ever.

Trolled by a ponyist.
Quite quite piquant.

 

*brony

 

I'm kind of disappointed that the brony assault never materialized....

 

Who wants to road test the 50 year old brandy with me? I don't want to die alone . . . maybe we'll see some pretty pink horses in the process.

Don't get me wrong, I like horses, they're certainly smarter than some creatures with which mankind associates (sheep come to mind, synonymous with deadly stupid); sometimes a really good horse can be fiendishly clever. In my younger days I used to announce with some bravado " . . . you all doan hev a horse ahh caint ride . . ." once or twice just before executing an unexpected and very short flight. I'm an old guy now, I don't say that kind of stuff anymore, it's dangerous, closest I got lately was a couple of years ago when my daughter want to go riding as her birthday present. Went out to a nice farm in Loudoun County she'd picked & when the young lady in charge of setting everyone up ask me if I'd ever ridden before I said to her, pointing down to a terminally scuffed-up pair ". . . these boots didn't get this way from walking . . . you wouldn't happen to have an officers McClellan handy instead of that cowboy, would you?" Alas, stuck with a western saddle for three hours; still, tis better than no riding at all.

But, what the hey. Like I said, I'm an old guy (62 +) . . . wrenched a knee surfing yesterday, probably won't be able to do the morning PT run for about a week . . . gee, what a disappointment . . . I know, kill the pain . . . BRANDY!!!

 

The one Donkey's assault...Forgive me, I misspoke...insults...or would a better word be "tantrum"...was quite amusing. However, I don't think I could tolerate more than 4 or 5 of these mannerless morons at once.


Anywho, I think I will go watch some Starblazers/Space Battleship Yamato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcrep48Wz0

At least I can hold my head high, and without fear for my manhood, proudly say "Yes, I am a longtime fan of Starblazers!"

 

A troll by any other name would smell as... oop:

 

as pony poop?

 

This thread is like driving by a train wreck

 

that had been hit by an airliner, after it had collided with a bus.

 

I'm just hurt that my artistic efforts have been rebuffed so.
Sniff.

That's the last time I devote a whole 45 seconds to a carefully handcrafted pony/marine mashup.
Probably.

 

If you want a laugh Google "bronies join the army"......

 

full of my little pony action figures.........or whatever you want to call them

 

Seriously George, I want to use your crystal ball...

How in the HELL did you know that the 5th Google result was our little friend complaining about US!

This is just to funny! He goes by the name Pvt. Applejack...

Linky: http://mlpforums.com/statuses/user/28241-pvt-applejack/?status_id=480872


George you are truly amazing!

 

Believe it or not I started searching just to see how many "bronies" are in the military. Then I thought, "oh, I said they're underage. so lets try that". That morphed into that search.

Crystal ball? No. Severe boredom while I wait for my photos to copy to my computer? Yes.