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Funny lines of dialogue from WW2 Games

Discussion in 'PC and Console Simulations' started by Totenkopf, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Totenkopf

    Totenkopf אוּרִיאֵל

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    Title says enough!


    From Company of Heroes:


    "Jawouhl. Attacking their armor with my rifle." If you you click for your Knights Cross Holders to attack allied armour without a Panzershreck.

    "Airborne! You wanna go blow up HQ?!" American paras, if you click on their unit over and over again.

    "Tiger taking effective enemy fire!!" If your Tiger starts to take damage from enemy AT weapons.

    "Gunner, point the turret up at that camera in the sky!" British tank commander, if you click the unit several times in a row.

    "Hans, you be nurse, you're the prettiest." Stormtroopers, if you get them to use their med-kit ability.

    "Just give me a rifle, one round and point me at Berlin." American sniper.

    "Rain.. and an open top tank. ****ing great engineering." If you use Marders or Geschutzwagons when the weather is raining or stormy.


    "With all due respect sir, are you high?" If you task US riflemen to attack a Tiger, with no AT weapons of their own.

    "Sure... we'll hide this.. giant gun." Can't remember what thats from.

    "Okay!! Wasting Ammo." When you get German infantry to fire at the ground.

    "It is an American tank! heh.. its so small, no?" I think when a German officer spots a tank.

    "Great... more old farts for the stomach battalion!" When you reinforce Volksgrenadiers at the HQ.

    "Panzershreck! Time to un-pimp his ride!" engaging a vehicle.

    "Gunner! Douchebag, 12 o'clock!" German tank destroyer spotting a vehicle.

    "He appears to be the victim of some sort of enemy nerve gas!" German unit, speaking of you if you keep clicking him.

    "Deinhardt? Fart into the radio!" Same as above.

    "Our veterans, six years of war. Their veterans, 6 days of war" When German units gain veterancy

    I love CoH!
     
  2. Otto

    Otto Rested & Resupplied with MREs. Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    I have this game, but never played. Maybe now I will install it.
     
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  3. belasar

    belasar Court Jester Staff Member

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    I used to play Lords of the Realm on my PC ages ago. Set in the medieval time period, you commanded Knights on Horseback, armored Men at Arms, Archers/Crossbowmen and Peasant infantry with spears. To move them you drew a box around a formation and 'clicked' where you wanted them to go. In acknowledgement they would respond in some manner. If the Peasants were moved first they always responded "we'll get killed moving there!" If the were moved last they just said "yes sire"

    Sadly my new computer won't support the game and I really haven't like the follow on versions.
     
  4. Mehar

    Mehar Ace

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    Have you tried the GOG version of the game? They update old games to work on modern systems (Windows mostly but they have some Mac games as well),

    http://www.gog.com/gamecard/lords_of_the_realm_royal_edition

    I don't know much about the original game but maybe you can get it working through a program like DOSBox?
     
  5. Totenkopf

    Totenkopf אוּרִיאֵל

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    If you get steam, and the blitzkreig mod, I'll happily play you ;)
     

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