Title says enough! From Company of Heroes: "Jawouhl. Attacking their armor with my rifle." If you you click for your Knights Cross Holders to attack allied armour without a Panzershreck. "Airborne! You wanna go blow up HQ?!" American paras, if you click on their unit over and over again. "Tiger taking effective enemy fire!!" If your Tiger starts to take damage from enemy AT weapons. "Gunner, point the turret up at that camera in the sky!" British tank commander, if you click the unit several times in a row. "Hans, you be nurse, you're the prettiest." Stormtroopers, if you get them to use their med-kit ability. "Just give me a rifle, one round and point me at Berlin." American sniper. "Rain.. and an open top tank. ****ing great engineering." If you use Marders or Geschutzwagons when the weather is raining or stormy. "With all due respect sir, are you high?" If you task US riflemen to attack a Tiger, with no AT weapons of their own. "Sure... we'll hide this.. giant gun." Can't remember what thats from. "Okay!! Wasting Ammo." When you get German infantry to fire at the ground. "It is an American tank! heh.. its so small, no?" I think when a German officer spots a tank. "Great... more old farts for the stomach battalion!" When you reinforce Volksgrenadiers at the HQ. "Panzershreck! Time to un-pimp his ride!" engaging a vehicle. "Gunner! Douchebag, 12 o'clock!" German tank destroyer spotting a vehicle. "He appears to be the victim of some sort of enemy nerve gas!" German unit, speaking of you if you keep clicking him. "Deinhardt? Fart into the radio!" Same as above. "Our veterans, six years of war. Their veterans, 6 days of war" When German units gain veterancy I love CoH!