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Hitler Gay?!?

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  1. Otto

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    OK, this one if definitely on the lighter side.

    It's an article a friend sent to me right out of the Weekly world News, (we all know how reputable this periodicle is! [​IMG]). It was a two page spread and I scanned in the text, absolutely hilarious stuff!
     
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    And the text:

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    Not to say this is the truth, I could never see Hitler involved with women. I'm sure he had at sometime something with his niece (?) Geri (name?). He was eccentric and thus could not see him with women nor men. What do y'all think?

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    Hitler COULDN'T have been gay!!! According to an article in the WORLD WEEKLY NEWS about 12 years ago, Hitler was a WOMAN! When you opened the newspaper, they had a picture of a rather shapely young thing in a red dress with Hitler's head superimposed on it. Actually, I guess if Hitler really WAS a woman, he/she COULD have bee a lesbian.
     
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    Hehe! I also heard from the same paper that Hitler was alive and teaching at a Kindergarden school! I can't believe they print this crap.
     
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    Well....
    There was all that mumbo-jumbo nazi ritual shirtless nightime torchlight deep-in-the-woods marching and beating your chest Aryan superman stuff to consider...
    There WERE some nazis who were booted from the "club" for allegedly being gay, though...
    Alleged moral hygene or just plain jealousy?
    Wasn't Jolly Herman the gay one?
    What about Eva? Window dressing for the appearance of normality?
    Actually, I fell AH was just too messed up in the head to have ever formed what would be called a normal relationship with a woman. All that gobbledygook about having a destiny granted by Prvidence and being able to hold his arm up in the fascist salute for hours on end...
    Not the sort of stuff I'd use to charm a lady...

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    Thanks guys for shedding light on the maniac. It was good to laugh.....
     
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    I heard that Adolf and Bill, were lets say crazy about eachother...
     
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    Adolf and BILL?
    You mean Hitler had a thing for Admiral William "Bull" Halsey?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

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    I think he probably meant bill clinton and was being facious.
     
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    Why, my dear Mr. Evans... ...so was I...
    Although that duck-billed cap of "Bull's" WAS quite fetching...
    *chortle*

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    Thanks for the levity, im still guffawing. The interesting thing is that I could actually imagine his fascination with uncle adolf.
     
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    Did anybody see the show on HC about Hitler's perverted sex fetishes? They interviewed some people who said he liked to have the women squat over his head and piss on him. He had 3 mistresses including Eva Braun but not his niece Geli, who committed suicide. Hmmm, makes you think.

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    I heard rumors about it. Many untru and wisted runors about Hitler were created after the war be authors who money to gain if people bought their ourageous books about Adolf. Stories about him being still alive, being gay, his fetishes with excrement and urine, as well as him being part jew and only having one testicle. All were were promoted as accurate and all are more likely fantasy than reality.
     
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    Oh my god...

    I read an atricle from the Weekly World News a FEW years ago and the headlines were " Adolf Hitler dies at aged 103 ".

    Now Weekly World News says Hitler was a woman, gay...what's next????.....

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  18. Otto

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    You know, I think I'd like to start a collection. If anyone sees any crazy stories about Uncle Adolf, send it in, scan it, or tell me about it so I can get it. That story about Hitler dying at 103 is a good one Alvin, do you remember where you got it?
     
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    Thats funny,I remember reading that story that hitler died at 103. That is probably the last time I ever noticed that trash journalism.
     
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    UPDATE!!!! HITLER IS ALIVE AND LIVING IN NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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