My life insurance policy demands that I have a regular, annual check up at the health centre. Blood pressure, weight, cholesterol, that sort of thing. I had it today. The nurse told me, " You have to stop masturbating" "Why", I replied. She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Humour The Irishman and the Mormon. A Mormon was seated next to a Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane took off orders for drinks were taken. The Irishman asked for a whisky, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores before I'd let liquor touch my lips"! The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said' "I didn't know we had a choice!"
I would submit, Ossian m'boy, that if that were really an American talking like that, then said American represents the minority in this country. I hope!
Tom, sadly it does sound much like most 'post-trauma' interviews you see on TV (with most nationalities, I should point out). Presumably the newsmen pick the most dramatic takes to use.
Vultures! I wouldn't make a good interviewee... "I saw him trying to explode an IED, so I drew my authorized off-duty weapon, and ended the incident. Now I'm going home for a beer." Nope, doesn't sound near as dramatic.
What does an Irishman and someone with arthritis have in common? They both get stiff in new joints each day.