I identify as cis-terrorist. But...I'm the good kind that serves his/her country honorably and raises a family.
I've never seen much point to having a bandana. Not judging anyone who does, though. Whatever trips your trigger...
Bandanas, like long hair and hats are the precurser to baldness...hiding the inevitable... Now Bananas in Bandanas sounds like a hit kids show... "Bananas in Pyjamas is an Australian children's television series that premiered on 20 July 1992 on ABC. It has since become syndiccated in many different countries, and dubbed into other languages. In the United States, the "Pyjamas" in the title was modified to reflect the American spelling pajamas . Went from children's entertainment to mega millions...Lucky Nannas...
The wife of a friend once opined that a baseball cap was a man's way of telling the world that he didn't shower that day. Not too far from the truth, IMO.
Baseball caps are excepted...most middle aged Australians still wear them...including myself...for me its a way of getting away with not brushing my hair...
Cologne? - The BO in Darwin is something to behold...especially on a crowded bus... There, I just managed to scrunch up faces all around the world...
Just as we reach a point in history where nobody sane cares how banana you are or where you stick your banana, along come the professionally aggrieved to start a fruit war...