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Discussion in 'Quill and Ink' started by Poppy, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. belasar

    belasar Court Jester Staff Member

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    The pigs are flying, and yes The Pig has Landed!
     
  2. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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  3. Biak

    Biak Adjutant Patron  

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    At first I thought I should be offended
    Being called an old Sod as intended
    But actually I like the compliment.
    Whatever the meaning as sent
    Now where’s that button “Suspended”!

    never fear - Urgh's bulletproof. :)
     
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  4. TD-Tommy776

    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    There once was a man named Fred
    Who wrote down all that he said.
    Then his pen it ran dry
    And, "Alas!", he did cry.
    "If only I'd mumbled instead."
     
  5. LRusso216

    LRusso216 Graybeard Staff Member Patron  

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    There once was a man from New Delhi
    Who had a really big belly
    "I'm not pregnant" he said
    As he fell on his bed
    And lost his chance for celebrity
     
  6. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    This place is bread and butter.
    Sometimes my eyes will a'flutter,
    With the verbs and abuse,
    some are obtuse,
    others we call a nutter.
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    I had to "Like" a limerick which uses the word obtuse. :)
     
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    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    I wonder how long that one will stay up...Tin hats all round then...
     
  9. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    I may worry about my intelligence,
    When competing with my fellow gents,
    My humor is low,
    Some consider me slow,
    Others are on the fence.
     
  10. LRusso216

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    There once was a girl from Tashkent
    Who had a very strange bent
    She felt it was cool
    To act like a fool
    But she really was making her rent
     
  11. Ghostpoint

    Ghostpoint New Member

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    When I was in the earliest grades of elementary school we would sing a limerick that I think went like this

    In nineteen forty four
    your grandma fought the war
    she used her tits
    as battle ships
    that was the end of the war

    Anybody know this one and if its correct or where it comes from?
     
  12. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    holy cow. this is an oldy.
    the battle tits stirs an ancient calcified part of my brain...cant retrieve the info.
    thanks for the memories.
     
  13. CAC

    CAC Ace of Spades

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    There was a man from Nantuckit...
     
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    LRusso216 Graybeard Staff Member Patron  

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    Now, now...
     
  15. CAC

    CAC Ace of Spades

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    Ok Australia's Rodney Rude doing some limericks...Warning swearing

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