Discussion in 'Quill and Ink' started by Poppy, Feb 5, 2013.
The pigs are flying, and yes The Pig has Landed!
At first I thought I should be offended
Being called an old Sod as intended
But actually I like the compliment.
Whatever the meaning as sent
Now where’s that button “Suspended”!
never fear - Urgh's bulletproof.
There once was a man named Fred
Who wrote down all that he said.
Then his pen it ran dry
And, "Alas!", he did cry.
"If only I'd mumbled instead."
There once was a man from New Delhi
Who had a really big belly
"I'm not pregnant" he said
As he fell on his bed
And lost his chance for celebrity
This place is bread and butter.
Sometimes my eyes will a'flutter,
With the verbs and abuse,
some are obtuse,
others we call a nutter.
I had to "Like" a limerick which uses the word obtuse.
I wonder how long that one will stay up...Tin hats all round then...
I may worry about my intelligence,
When competing with my fellow gents,
My humor is low,
Some consider me slow,
Others are on the fence.
There once was a girl from Tashkent
Who had a very strange bent
She felt it was cool
To act like a fool
But she really was making her rent