Welcome to the WWII Forums! Log in or Sign up to interact with the community.

Limericks Please

Discussion in 'Quill and Ink' started by Poppy, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. belasar

    belasar Court Jester Staff Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2010
    Messages:
    8,075
    Likes Received:
    1,050
    The pigs are flying, and yes The Pig has Landed!
     
  2. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

    Joined:
    May 21, 2007
    Messages:
    17,258
    Likes Received:
    2,010
    Location:
    Alabama
    :i_surrender:

     
  3. Biak

    Biak Adjutant Patron  

    Joined:
    Nov 15, 2009
    Messages:
    6,521
    Likes Received:
    959
    At first I thought I should be offended
    Being called an old Sod as intended
    But actually I like the compliment.
    Whatever the meaning as sent
    Now where’s that button “Suspended”!

    never fear - Urgh's bulletproof. :)
     
    belasar likes this.
  4. TD-Tommy776

    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    6,909
    Likes Received:
    1,097
    Location:
    The Land of 10,000 Loons
    There once was a man named Fred
    Who wrote down all that he said.
    Then his pen it ran dry
    And, "Alas!", he did cry.
    "If only I'd mumbled instead."
     
  5. LRusso216

    LRusso216 Graybeard Staff Member Patron  

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2009
    Messages:
    13,629
    Likes Received:
    2,199
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    There once was a man from New Delhi
    Who had a really big belly
    "I'm not pregnant" he said
    As he fell on his bed
    And lost his chance for celebrity
     
  6. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper Patron  

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2008
    Messages:
    7,127
    Likes Received:
    632
    This place is bread and butter.
    Sometimes my eyes will a'flutter,
    With the verbs and abuse,
    some are obtuse,
    others we call a nutter.
     
  7. TD-Tommy776

    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    6,909
    Likes Received:
    1,097
    Location:
    The Land of 10,000 Loons
    I had to "Like" a limerick which uses the word obtuse. :)
     
  8. urqh

    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2002
    Messages:
    9,683
    Likes Received:
    953
    I wonder how long that one will stay up...Tin hats all round then...
     
  9. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper Patron  

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2008
    Messages:
    7,127
    Likes Received:
    632
    I may worry about my intelligence,
    When competing with my fellow gents,
    My humor is low,
    Some consider me slow,
    Others are on the fence.
     
  10. LRusso216

    LRusso216 Graybeard Staff Member Patron  

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2009
    Messages:
    13,629
    Likes Received:
    2,199
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    There once was a girl from Tashkent
    Who had a very strange bent
    She felt it was cool
    To act like a fool
    But she really was making her rent
     

Share This Page