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Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by Gromit801, Sep 5, 2012.

  1. Erich

    Erich Alte Hase

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    just put on your fur-lined speedo Biak, Ulrich is the breeze blowing up the German skirts or downward. Herbst is close by.............. time for the high mountain sauna's I think in the Alps.
     
  2. STURMTRUPPEN

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    I Think That Its Purely A Persons Choice Wether Or Not They Decide To Be Naturists
     
  3. Gebirgsjaeger

    Gebirgsjaeger Ace

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    Haha, Erich its a nice wind cause it blows them downward in our catholic Bavaria! Yeah, this is the best time to be in the Alps, my friend.
     
  4. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    I think it's an endearing picture. Let it all hang out, baby. lol. Good on ya....I am far too cold blooded to be a nudist.
     
  5. CAC

    CAC Ace of Spades

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    Is that a euphamism for "shrinkage"? : )
     
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  7. Gromit801

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    There's an Indie movie out that I just love, called "Act Naturally." About two uptight, estranged sisters who find out their father, who has just passed away, was a nudist and has left them a nudist resort as their inheritance. Filmed mostly at Olive Dell Nudist Resort in Southern CA.

    [video=youtube;8J7DIBvguTk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7DIBvguTk[/video]
     
  8. Gromit801

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    Just got back from a week at Terra Cotta Inn in Palm Springs. What a great place! From about 15 minutes after we got there, to about 15 minutes before we left, never had a stitch on.

    Just 17 rooms, no kids, salt water heated pool, hot tub, massage available (Becky had a hot rock massage), a pretty decent free breakfast, and at 4pm the owner comes around to everyone with a big basket of strawberries, and a choice of red or white wine.

    The ONLY thing I hated, was being in the L.A. TV market. I couldn't watch the A's sweep the Rangers.
     
  9. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    Buying a house, and already have our nudist club ready for a nude pre-move in cleaning party. Pizza and Beer provided.
     
  11. CAC

    CAC Ace of Spades

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    Well, you know how we love pictures...
     
  12. KodiakBeer

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    I never go anywhere I can't carry a concealed pistol!
     
  13. Gromit801

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    That's why they invented the fanny-pack holster.
     
  14. Gromit801

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    Bump. Naturist Housewarming Party coming up!
     
  15. urqh

    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    Determined on the life list to give some free swimming a go sometime in future...no clothes of course..but it would have to be somewhere in Scotland on some lonely loch...But definately on my list before I die...not that Urqh's die of course.
     
  16. Totenkopf

    Totenkopf אוּרִיאֵל

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    I rather do my naturalism in the company of a like minded female, preferably in a private area, but in public if we must... if you know what I mean........Okay, is that even an innuendo when the subject is naturalism?


    But seriously, I used to lay out in the sun for a full body tan when nobody was home, as my home is surrounded by a thick wall of evergreens. I used to enjoy this activity and did it frequently in short intervals. Until one day a combination of my pearly white Swedish skin sitting out too long and getting attacked by a swarm of less then polite wasps convinced me that I best protect my ability to participate in the passing on of genes.
     
  17. Otto

    Otto Spambot Nemesis Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Was thinking this thread was about naturalists until i scrolled down and saw the cameo photo of the top-half of the topless couple. Maybe I should start a Naturist+WW2 section of the site. You may only post there if you are surfing in the buff. Of course we'd need to verify each attendee with a moderator who is monitoring all your webcams.
     
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  18. urqh

    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    Have I come back to another planet....I only went away for a few days...I just know I can't shrink.

    Talking euphanisms....The ex told me to get ..ahem...an extension.....
    So I did...Shes' 10 years younger...

    Boom boom...as Basil would say..
     
  19. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    I'd have asked for a reduction.


    My attempt at reintegration resulted in a date with a chickee 26 yrs younger...Most would think that would be awesome...But we were universes apart... Want a woman who is like minded, established, capable, team player... An athletic supporter. So to speak...Must be able to take a joke, even if not funny or very large.
     
  20. CAC

    CAC Ace of Spades

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    Suzanne Boil?
     

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