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Discussion in 'What If - Mediterranean & North Africa' started by Za Rodinu, Nov 9, 2006.

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  1. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    What if Cthulhu rose from the Deep near Vladivostok and sucked every single fecking Russian into the Pacific Ocean?

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  2. Blazkowicz

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    Very funny Za! :D

    There is no reason to think that Cthulhu wouldn't want to do the same against the Germans, but if Hitler had put a little more funding into the German Landkreuzer P-1000 "Ratte", he could still have beat Cthulhu with the 1,000 ton vehicle's twin 280mm guns.
     
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    We´ll send the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters to fight it! What a battle that´s going to be...

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    Sorry Kai but New York is too far from Vladivostok, and we don't have time [​IMG] . A have friend who dwells in the Pasific. :D

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  5. Kerem

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    Upps, sorry Kai. Godzilla did not exist then. We have to wait for Marshmallow Man.

    "According to the legend of the cinematic behemoth, Godzilla was created by a nuclear blast. His sheer size, power and destruction evoke the fury of the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."
     
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    Then I will write a book named: “From Russia with Cthulhu-in the memoirs of Mr. For Motherland”.

    [ 09. November 2006, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: Ironcross ]
     
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    Well, he'd take you too.
     
  8. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    Who, me? Out of the question! We have a gentleman's agreement and besides everyone knows sea monsters only eat lowlier lifeforms like Russians, North Americans including Canadians, you see what I mean. Western Europeans are murder on a delicate stomach!
     
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    True but that thing...will get tired of the same old meals and try something new. don't you know?

    and just for the record, that thing is not a sea monster!
     
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    I had a rotten day yesterday and today it got off to a bad start, after seeing this thread I had a good laugh. [​IMG]
     
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    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    I know Cthulhu isn't a cheap seamonster, this was a convenient description I employed to protect you from becoming a raving lunatic.

    Richard, this thread is entirely serious, I am sure the Reich victory would be very facilitated by an intervention by the Old Ones.
     
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