Russki kaputt, poff poff

What if Cthulhu rose from the Deep near Vladivostok and sucked every single fecking Russian into the Pacific Ocean?

 

Very funny Za!

There is no reason to think that Cthulhu wouldn't want to do the same against the Germans, but if Hitler had put a little more funding into the German Landkreuzer P-1000 "Ratte", he could still have beat Cthulhu with the 1,000 ton vehicle's twin 280mm guns.

 

We´ll send the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters to fight it! What a battle that´s going to be...

 

Sorry Kai but New York is too far from Vladivostok, and we don't have time . A have friend who dwells in the Pasific.

 

Upps, sorry Kai. Godzilla did not exist then. We have to wait for Marshmallow Man.

"According to the legend of the cinematic behemoth, Godzilla was created by a nuclear blast. His sheer size, power and destruction evoke the fury of the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

 

Then I will write a book named: “From Russia with Cthulhu-in the memoirs of Mr. For Motherland”.

[ 09. November 2006, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: Ironcross ]

 

Well, he'd take you too.

 

Who, me? Out of the question! We have a gentleman's agreement and besides everyone knows sea monsters only eat lowlier lifeforms like Russians, North Americans including Canadians, you see what I mean. Western Europeans are murder on a delicate stomach!

 

True but that thing...will get tired of the same old meals and try something new. don't you know?

and just for the record, that thing is not a sea monster!

 

I had a rotten day yesterday and today it got off to a bad start, after seeing this thread I had a good laugh.

 

I know Cthulhu isn't a cheap seamonster, this was a convenient description I employed to protect you from becoming a raving lunatic.

Richard, this thread is entirely serious, I am sure the Reich victory would be very facilitated by an intervention by the Old Ones.