The following pictures are supposedly paintings, the first of a smokers lounge ceiling, the second of a bathroom floor!
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A lady goes to her Doctor for a checkup. In the midst of the exam, the MD says to her, "I hope that you don't think me forward, but you have the breasts of a 20 year old woman." So the woman blushes, and finishes with the exam. That night, the husband walks in and she is admiring herself in the mirror. "What the hell are you doing," he asks? "The Doctor said I have the breasts of a 20 year old woman", she replies. "Did he mention your 40 year old ass," he counters. "No, your name never came up!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9lCXnBowBs supposed to be top 5 Bud Light commercials, some never aired...funny though...should have, but PC, actionable, offensive censorship rules....even happiness a little more unnecessary effort is necessary... after you get to youtube type...Top 5 Bud Light Commercials....(case sensitive) in the search for videos. It should be the first one up. The link it gives for it after it starts playing doesn't work for me either...not the first time with youtube. You can still watch it though.
here's something our magazine's columnist sent me. And now I'm sharing it with you guys. They're acronyms that folks in the text age might find useful. BURMA: Between Us, Remember Me Always; CANADA: Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction; CHINA: Come Here I Need Affection; EGYPT: Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!; FRANCE: Friendships Remain And Never Can End; HOLLAND: Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies; INDIA: I Nearly Died In Adoration; IRAN: Ikaw Rin Ang Nawalan; JAPAN: Just Always Pray At Night; KENYA: Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing; KOREA: Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity; LIBYA: Love Is Beautiful; You Also; NEPAL: Never Ever Part As Lovers; PERU: Porget Everyone Remember Us; RUSSIA: Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always; THAILAND: Totally Happy Always In Love And Never Dull YEMEN: Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night." Local place names in the Philippines: "BALIWAG: Beauty And Love I Will Always Give; CEBU: Change Everything But Us; IMUS: I Miss U, Sweetheart; MALABON: May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now; MANILA: May All Nights Inspire Love Always; PARAÑAQUE: Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstasy; PASAY: Pretty And Sexy Are You; PASIG: Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous; TONDO: Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One; and of course, last but not least ... PHILIPPINES: Pumping Hot... I Love It!... Please Please... I Need Erotic Stimulation!"
Nope - I've seen lots of his work sent around online. On some, I can figure out how he did the trompe l'oeil (my spelling is probably wrong...) painting to create the effect.
Dance act SNAP! top worst lyric ever poll | The Sun |HomePage|Showbiz|Music IN 1992 dance floors worldwide were filled with people moving to Rhythm Is A Dancer by Snap! But far from being remembered as a classic, the track has won the title for worst lyric of ALL TIME. The immortal line “I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer” topped a poll of terrible lines by musicmagpie.com.
IS THERE A BLUE PILL FOR THIS PROBLEM? Electile Dysfunction: The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
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