Don't lock it down yet! I got plenty more where those came from, and I'm working nights all this weekend with not much to do since the Gov and the family are out of town....
Not really a pun, but I've always liked it. Wermacht belt buckle: Gott mit uns Allied response: We got mittens, too!
What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice And everything nice That's what little girls are made of[1] What are little boys made of? Two mass of uranium in a gun-type housing.