The Three Word Story, Part II

u all know the drill

lets start

"one day a

 

fool deleted the


(dave, dont press delete; EVER)

 

three word story

(i cant i dnt have the power to)

 

for the sake

 

of an accidental

(Nice one Dave!)

 

deletion of a

(thanks, do i get what skua got with the last and get to post every 1000th ?)

 

unmentionable non-sensical Brownie

(non-sensical, is that 1 or 2 words? me dinna ken!!)

 

but we forgave

(Ah ken - tis one word)

 

him his transgression

 

because we felt

 

that torture was

( )

 

indubitably not worthy

 

for this misdemeanour

 

. Instead, much more

(Raaaaah! )

 

terrible torment was

 

planned for him

( I always wondered how it was pronounced! )

 

as we prepared

 

the red-hot knifes

 

which we are

 

not going to