The World of PC Madness

This is bullcrap!

So its alright to upset the British?

Council warns staff not to use the word 'British' - Telegraph

 

I know this is a guideline but I have witness for myself how guidelines have a nasty habit becoming the final word. On a personal note I'm a black sheep at my place for choosing to pay no attention to such guidelines. I'm not the only one as a few others are with me.

What amazes me is how this PC rubbish has every right to make your blood pressure hit the roof and they have no power that I know of in most cases.

 

Will Poms do?

 

No more Norwegian wood...


No more Norwegian wood as Xmas tree is home grown - Scotsman.com News

 

Well Valleys Race Equality Council (Valrec) is it?

 

Unfortunately, that's exactly the kind of "right-on" shite you expect from Edinburgh these days.

 

PC Health & Safety at it again I see...

I'm sure the police have much better things to do, like catching real crooks.

'Killjoy' council bosses threaten children's pantomime with police raids | Mail Online

 

Now I read that and thought...thats normal...Alladin...they always have 2 policemen on stage in Aladin.

And actually no they dont have better things to do...Ive been in email correspondence with a pcso in my area for 2 months now about a simple matter. Which he is apparantly monitoring, evaluating, planning, taking on board, and all other management speak bingo statements...I responded I too have monitored and evaluated officer, and have monitored that the issue is ongoing, evaluated that he needs to do something, and taken on board his lack of plans currently....Hes stopped mailing me....I thought I was just helping....

 

Gentlemen, do I have your permission to throw something brittle against the wall?

 

In order to reduce the carbon print, will the tree lights be powered by solar panels?

 

We used to get our trees from a farm down the road, betcha never knew Lancashire has pine trees!

 

Probably solar powered candles. You know, lit with a magnifying glass made of tofu with a hemp wick. After all, they probably would want to support their local "artistes" who would otherwise either starve or have to paint houses for a living....

 

PC Health and Safety hits Marks & Spencer's as you must be 16 years old to buy Christmas crackers.

M&S refuses to sell Christmas crackers to student because of 'explosive risk' | Mail Online

 

PC Health and Safety hits me! Yes Me! Again!

Another course to be attended, by order on high. And on the agenda are the following.

• How to walk up and down a office ladder
• How to change a light bulb without having a electrical shock
• How to clear a stapler that is blocked

I of course had a damn good laugh and called it crass and a total wast of time which got me in trouble, so whats new there?

 

Come on, you might graduate "magna cum laude" out of it!

How to clear a stapler without getting both your ass cheeks stapled together

 

I shall mention that idea, better safe than sorry.

 

Our meeting is set for tommorrow.....should be a good laugh.

 

Have fun, Richard!

I wish I new how to use ladders, turn the lights off and clear staplers! Now YOU get the chance to achieve enlightenment!

Congratulations!

 

Ask the person providing instruction if she/he knows how many Irish it takes to replace a lightbulb

(Five. One to actually change it, the other four to reminisce on how grand the old lightbulb used to be!)

 

I liked my version better: As soon as Ireland gets electricity we'll find out!