Millions of Drunk Cub Fans Rioting in Heaven (The Onion) "According to reports, after one fan managed to affix a large “W” win flag to the top of the Pearly Gates, a large mob of Cubs fans began violently shaking the gateway as they chanted third baseman Kris Bryant’s name for nearly an hour."
I'm pleased he home town batsmen took the title. What I'm not happy about is that I'm going to have to hear the shrill voice of Mayor Rahm Israel Emanuel giving congratulatory speeches now.