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#1 Za Rodinu

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 07:09 PM

SUMMER REDNECK GAMES

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The crazy crew at the East Dublin, GA, rock-N-roll/country music station Y-96 decided they needed to do something special in 1996. It wasn't just because they came in at 96 on the FM dial; no, it was also the year of the Summer Olympic Games in Atlanta. So the braintrust came up with a plan. "The media kept saying that the Olympics were going to be run by a bunch of rednecks who didn't know what they were doing," says Mac Davis, one of Y-96's afternoon DJs. "So we figured if that's what the world expects, we'll give it to them." So the boys got together and came up with a schedule of events that would become the Summer Redneck Games to be held every July.

These events include the cigarette flip, the mudpit belly flop, bobbing for pigs feet, the big hair contest, the hubcap hurl, the seed spitting contest, bug zapper spitball, dumpster diving, and everyone's favorite, the armpit serenade. "That's when you cup your hand under your armpit and make farting noises," Davis says. "But people down here have taken it a step further and can play tunes." In 1998 one contestant pumped out the entire theme to the television show "Green Acres." Only 500 were expected to show up that year, but when 5,000 curious folk overtook this 2,000-person town, they knew they had a hit. In its short existence, the Summer Redneck Games have been featured in the national media on "Fox Files," "Good Morning America," "The Maury Povich Show," and MTV's "The Real World."


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#2 Erich

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 09:05 PM

wha ? no real flatulant contest or belching ? my my

oh well great link though Za, what you posted though happens nearly every weekend in the fall and winter when the ground gets soft up at 4,000 feet at Elderberry Flat meadows, most get drunk and or stoned and look out whose running the 4 wheelers or tri-bikes at 70mph or faster up the hillside flip them over and try to walk away, jump the 40 foot pond half naked while on your 3-wheeler, etc ......... people are crazy

#3 Skipper

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 08:02 AM

Yeah way to go , catch them Bosco! Now we can just skip the Olympics. Homer must be the winner.

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#4 Mortman2004

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 09:32 PM

Gotta love the inbreeders LOL
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