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#1 sniper1946

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 10:54 AM

World Cup 2010: Robert Green becomes butt of jokes
England's unfortunate goalkeeper Rob Green has become the butt of a number of jokes on the internet after his high-profile mistake against the USA.



Published: 7:30AM BST 14 Jun 2010


Posted Image Robert Green's high-profile blunder has made him the subject of several jokes online Photo: GETTY IMAGES


Here is a selection of those currently doing the rounds online.




  • World Cup 2010: Robert Green becomes England's joker in the pack...:D
* Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.
* Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.
* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
* What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his controller.
* Robert Green has just been refused a Savings Account in his Local Bank
* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...
* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line
* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.
* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything. :D

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 11:09 AM

Poor Robert! Now football fans will remember him eternally... Great jokes btw...
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Posted 29 June 2010 - 10:25 PM

Most of them arent even remotely funny, alright so the ball slipped out his hands; so what? Everyone in the world has their mistakes, some embarassing, some crucial and some can cause death.

This guy dropped a football, we still got into the knockout stages and he saved a good ball later on and everyone still makes a big deal of it....
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Posted 29 June 2010 - 10:41 PM

Its a big deal because it cost them the game AND because it was a shot that 90% of the members of this forum could have saved. Not to mention their other keeper is 'Calamity' James...

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 10:46 PM

Well no, we drew the game; and besides could you REALLY save it? it was high speed and by a professional player in a professional game with fans shouting and screaming.

Although to be honest their was one joke i found that was actually funny:

My computer has a virus called robert green, now it cant save anything. Lol.
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