Since there doesn't seem to be anything of note going on tonight, I guess my bride and I will go out for dinner.
that's the attitude...be sure and share with her your "Lack of anything better do" motivation. Now might be a good time to flip the cushions on the sofa.
You could also volunteer to clean out the lint trap of the dryer, or arrange the medicine cabinet in alphabetical order...
Some of the locals keep pratting on about some football game they are playing in tonight. It gets tedious,
Since the Tide isn't in the battle, I suppose rearranging the spice rack alphabetically, or the medicine cabinet, are alternatives. I think taking the "better half" out to dinner is a much better choice!