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#1 scipio

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 10:52 AM

Those who read my purple prose will realise that I can't spell.

I have used the free download programme "ieSpell" and it has worked fairly well on this site (computer running Windows XP).

However I have bought a new computer which runs Windows 7 and now all I get with ieSpell is an error message "automation server can't create an object".

So I am sorry my contributions have become even harder to read than normal but has any one got an answer to this problem?

#2 Takao

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 01:01 PM

Oh, so your the one we have to thank for this piece of prose?

EYE HALVE A SPELLING CHEQUER


I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

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#3 belasar

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 04:06 PM

Now why did you drag out one of my old posts for!
Wars are rarely fought in black and white, but in infinite shades of grey

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#4 CAC

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 12:04 AM

Oh, so your the one we have to thank for this piece of prose?

[/RIGHT][/INDENT]


Spare a thought for those learning English...poor buggers.
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#5 belasar

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 12:09 AM

Engrish, engrish! I don need no stinkin Engrish!
Wars are rarely fought in black and white, but in infinite shades of grey

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 01:04 AM

Engrish, engrish! I don need no stinkin Engrish!


Why need Engrish!? We brow them all up!
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