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  1. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    Using tools for sure...they can see into the future, and plan many steps for a result...but they still can't 'make' tools...this IMO is due to them simply not having hands with deposible thumbs...if the did, then they I think, would fashion simple tools...it's a facet of intelligence not the whole story...
     
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    i missed something... Isn't the bird depicted in the link -fashioning a tool, which it used to stab and retract grubs?
     
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    CAC Ace of Spades

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    Hmmm...yes suppose...it's hard to tell the difference with these simple tools...what's an actual tool and what's simply solving a problem...there's a subtle difference...sort of like I have to get across a river, I may see a fallen log and hack a bit of a hollow in it and jump on and float across...different to cutting the tree down and digging it out and paddling across and re-using it...same result though...Chimps fashion ant eating tools too...but again, very simple...technically tools, but a tool maker?
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    When a bird can read and understand Shakespeare, then I'll be impressed.
     
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    Would you settle, Tommy, for reading tabloids and understanding the Kardashians ?
     
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    The first requires no brains whatsoever.

    And I doubt that any bird would ever comprehend a boob job.
     
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    GRW Pillboxologist WW2|ORG Editor

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    It's...not the same?! :eek: :confused:
     
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    I'd rather read/understand the Cardassians. Far more interesting IMO and also IMO a much better indicator of intelligence.
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    This is certainly evidence for the Decline of Western Civilization. :eek:
     
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    And of we members of this forum :), Otto may throw us out ! Personally I think it is some sort of Canadian plot to undermine our mentality before they invade. A pincer maneuver completed by the Mexicans . They agreed to join in if they could have The Donald. That is my theory and I am sticking to it.
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    By all means, they can HAVE the Donald. They don't even have to join.
     
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    Mexicans, Canadians, the Kardashians, the Donald, tabloids; now I'm really worried. All of them (with the exception of Canadians) are for the birds. Years ago Hitchcock made a movie called The Birds. It was very scary, but not as scary as this thread.
     
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    Never heard that bird brain was ever a derogatory word before. Maybe s#1t for brains or maybe even d1ck brain, but not bird brain. Maybe in Canada eh you hoser.
     
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    It was used as such when I was growing up. Probably a size reference.
     
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    Yes, Canadian derogatory terms are famous for our particular vitriol.
    In a sentence:
    -You left the fridge open and the beer is warm, you darn birdbrain.
    Ouch. We can be really mean.
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/birdbrain

    Have had 3 bird experiences in the last month...Most bird experiences I have are not good.
    I consider being crapped on a good omen. ..Birds crashing into my window and dying is a bad omen.
    1-Wondered why a Magpie didn't fly away when i left the house...It just looked at me while on the railing. Came home a few hours later and realised bird had a broken wing. So it was hopping around, I left it alone. ..3 days later a terrible stench indicated bird died in garbage can by door. Had to dispose of body and mess.
    2- Weird noises 2 nights in a row. ..Went in basement to do laundry, noticed a smell. Almost jumped out of pantaloons when saw a big black wing sticking out of chimney cleanout, and some HUGE flies all around...Magpie fell down chimney and tried getting out for 2 days. Cleaned and disposed that mess.
    3- On way to car, noticed movement in garage window. A bird was flying against the window like a wasp trying to escape. How did a bird get in there?
    So i go in, open door wide, lift window blinds, and a very small HUMMINGBIRD tries to hide by tucking its eyes behind some stuff on window ledge. lol'd.. Managed to get it to fly out the door.


    Thinking now, want a love bird.
     
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    I've had birds get in the house by flying down the chimney. Usually they are not hard to catch.
     
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    These guys had a bird problem. In their house.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRrHpkIBUw
     
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    Being exposed to cold weather for long lengths of time must be hard on one's (bird) brain eh?
     
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    Bock, bock bock, cluck.
     

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