The image is building in my mind of the time-travelling members of this forum milling around a party at the Berghof generally stealing hats, taking photos of the fuhrers balls , and asking for autographs & souvenirs. Some of us are arguing with each other & the Leibstandarte are starting to look a little twitchy... I may have to punch Goering later as he won't let me have his belt no matter how nicely I ask... nice schnapps though.

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"Wars cannot be fought with dream stuff" - Sir Percy Hobart.

Damn the belt, his baton would be worth a bob or two.

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Bah!

I'd thought that but couldn't bring myself to ask after his 'baton' while a request is being made to the nearby fuhrer to drop his trousers...

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"Wars cannot be fought with dream stuff" - Sir Percy Hobart.

LOL. "Hey Adolph, can you autograph my copy of Mein Kampf?" or " Since Eva
will be available soon, do you mind if I......."

I think a good question for him would be, "Adolf, do you understand the role of the Quartermaster Corps and the relationship between available transport and the sustainability of fighting troops? If so, then why do you continue to insist that your armies fight while surrounded and/or without adequate means of supply?"
"As a corollary to this theory, do you understand that distance equal time, in the sense that if it takes X number of trucks Y amount of time move to something Z distance, it will take X trucks Y2 amount of time to move the same item Z2 distance, thus halving your total lift capacity without having lost a single truck?"
"Do you then realize that it is three times farther from the River bug to Moscow than it is from the German border the River Bug and that German engines and rolling stock will not ride on the wide guage Soviet rails and vice versa?"

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Best Regards,
JW

P.S.

I hate your mustache!!!

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The war against Russia will be such that it cannot be conducted in a knightly fashion. This struggle is one of ideologies and racial differences and will have to be conducted with unprecedented, unmerciful and unrelenting harshness. -Adolf Hitler

Nyuk nyuk nyuk. What was I thinking?

Either grow a real 'stache like your good buddy Uncle Joe, or shave it off. Don't hang with that rediculous piece of what looks like electrican's tape stuck under your nose.

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Best Regards,
JW

Push him off the railing.. oops.. watch your step!! :/

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Time is only enemy you'll never get rid of.

I would ask him what medication he was on and suggest he gets the dose checked as he was obviously taking too much, then I would shoot him

Bloody hilarious! Von Poop gets the award for most
effective use of smilies.

I'd ask him for a shot of his best Vitamultin. Then I'd take a spot in the ball photo line-up, which is probably 12 deep by now.

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I'd probably start to tell some Yiddish humour-like jokes, or some of Woody Allen's epic stories!

As an example: 'Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?'.