Hitler is dead!

Doc Raider · #1 (**permalink**) April 30th, 2003, 02:27 PM

Just heard on the radio this morning that today is the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. Won't be too long now before they surrender.......

wilconqr · #2 (**permalink**) April 30th, 2003, 02:38 PM

What were the cultic stipulations behind his suicide, ie. day, time,, etc.?

Erich · #3 (**permalink**) April 30th, 2003, 03:44 PM

you guyz sure about this ? got something in Deutsch I am going to post for your thoughts.....

~E

No.9 · #4 (**permalink**) April 30th, 2003, 04:47 PM

Hmm... I get the feeling this has been discussed before, but, a regularly quoted opinion:

http://www.blackraiser.com/nredoubt/identity.htm

After all, "There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he;s Elvis!"

No.9

[ 30. April 2003, 10:51 AM: Message edited by: No.9 ]

wilconqr · #5 (**permalink**) April 30th, 2003, 05:29 PM

Interesting site; will have to flag it. Thanx.

Greg A · #6 (**permalink**) April 30th, 2003, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by No.9:
Hmm... I get the feeling this has been discussed before, but, a regularly quoted opinion:

http://www.blackraiser.com/nredoubt/identity.htm

After all, "There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he;s Elvis!"

No.9

Umm that can't be possible because I'm Elvis

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Thank you thank you very much

Greg

De Vlaamse Leeuw · #7 (**permalink**) April 30th, 2003, 05:39 PM

7 days to go and the war will finally be over!

No.9 · #8 (**permalink**) May 1st, 2003, 04:14 AM

Gee Greg, it's TRUE!!!

No.9

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De Vlaamse Leeuw · #9 (**permalink**) May 1st, 2003, 08:06 AM

I just thought he went back to his "planet".

urqh · #10 (**permalink**) May 1st, 2003, 09:32 AM

I have a cunning theory bob...

How come we never get any of these guys in the open...

Lets look at the known facts...Hitler...smuggled out of Belin 1945..lived in a 2 up 2 down maisonette in Liverpool with his relatives until 1970's when he joined Idi Amin..

Saddam Hussein..whisked away from Baghdad on an unmanned drone to Saudi to join Adolf and Idi ...patriot battery tracked him over Kuwait but thought the drone flying at 10 feet and 5mph was a Sentry early warning plane and held fire...the truth will out...

Osama Bin Laden...together with his hired bodyguard Steve Mqueen...yes..go on tell me hes dead too..oh no he aint..well they hired two bikes..steve and OBL on one..Mullar Omah on tother..and off into distance being chased by delta force on horseback..ok..Blackpool pleasure beach donkeys..these northern alliance eh...said only one previous owner...
OBL then shipped out to UK on Royal Fleet Auxillary Sir Tristram disguised as a chines laundryman with a bad head cut..
From there he boarded a 3 para troop transport to Kuwait disguised as a ghurka para coy char wallah...and the rest is history..walked into saudi..

Elvis..the worst of a bad bunch...is not lonesome tongight..he runs a hamburger, chip shop in downtown Mecca..

Saturdays is a good day in Mecca...Elvis prepares the halal burgers for supper and all meet up for the old you aint nothing but a hound dog ball..attended by many western dignatories....

The evening is usually rounded off by an evening meeting at the local race track where as usual...no contest...Shergar wins every time..his jockey Lord Lucan dissapears into night though...before media attention from AlJazeer..its rumoured the ladies of the night in downtown Whitechapelsuk think he may be achmed the ripper..unsubstantiated of course.