Some jokes and some funny pics...

HAHAHAHAHA!

That pres. and clinton one is great!!

 

Thanks, I like it too.

 

Here's a guy with a sense of humor!

 

My recent favorite!

 

Now to go make my 1000th post! I better make it count!

 

If you grew up in the Midwest, then...

- You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.

- You know the difference between 'Green' and 'Red' farm machinery, and would fight with your friends on the playground over which was better!

- You buy Christmas presents at Campbell's Supply.

- You hear someone use the word 'uff-da' and you don't break into uncontrollable laughter.

- You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at the county fair.

- You know that 'combine' is a noun.

- You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.

- You know Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

- You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'.

- Football schedules, hunting season, and harvest, are all taken into consideration before wedding dates are set.

- A Friday night date is getting your girlfriend to go spotlighting for deer.

- Saturday you go to your local bowling alley.

- There was at least one, if not several, in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning.

- You have driven your car on the lake.

- Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.

- Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

- The local gas station sells live bait.

- At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as a meat processing plant.

- You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.

- You actually understand these jokes and will forward them to all your Midwestern friends.

 

3 to have a laugh at...

 

process of evolution..

 

Baseball trick.........

 

Tiger,Tiger...

 

This is an actual cover photo from a phamphlet given to soldiers to warn about prostitutes!