Favourite movie one liners

What's that one where James says: "I'm not tipping my hat to any squaw[sp?]" and Jake knocks him off his horse.

 

Hi Framer, nope, your thinking of the acter who played the oldest of his two "Sons" in the movie: Cahill: U.S.Marshal. This movie came out afre Big Jake did. ;-))

 

Steven Berkoff (SP?) as Adolf Hitler in one of the parts to the 12 part maxi-series: War and Remembrance:

"Retreat from the Volga!!!? Retreat from the VOLGA!!!!!???? Every German soldier will fight where he places his feet,... and there he will die!!!!!!"

 

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. -The Blues Brothers-

People say crazy sh*t during sex. One time, I called this girl "Mom". -Clerks-

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. -The Godfather-

Silent Bob is an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a cd player using some chicken wire and sh*t. Motherf*cker's like MacGyver, No, Motherf*cker's better than MacGyver. Knock it off! -Mallrats-

We all go a little mad sometimes. -Psycho-

If you're talking like a b*tch, I'm gonna slap you like a b*tch! -Reservoir Dogs-

I knew it. I'm surrounded by *ssholes! -Spaceballs-

 

I can't believe I forgot about that line, good one Andrew!

 

Steven Berkoff as Adolf Hitler in the 12 part maxi-series: War and Remembrance.

"Paulus surrendered!! That Schwein Paulus Surrendered!!! Why did that coward not shoot himself!!!!? Why does he think I promoted him to Fieldmarshall!!!!!?"

 

"Never get out of the boat, you got that god damn right." Marty Sheen Apocalypse Now

If you haven't seen the full version it explains alot of poor editing from the movie release and early cut DVD release. The French farmers and Airborne left overs were particularly good and alot of gaps were filled with the uncut version.

"Stop playing resevoir dogs!" a funny line by a hot english girl from the BBC TV Coupling as the 3 mates were on their way to a funeral.

 

Coupling is full of awesome stuff, 'the giggle loop' and 'the sock gap' being my two favourites. Still think the funniest line has to be 'I've got the key to paradise, but I've got too many legs!'

 

If you are referring to the stacking of the pint glasses as the giggle loop then I was in stitches over that one

"Be careful Steiner, he has taken a strong disliking to you"

"I will show you were the Iron Crosses Grow"

"How do I reload?"

All from Cross of Iron

 

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. - the godfather

Corporal Hancock: Sir.
[Offers mug of tea]
Major General Urquhart: Hancock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal Hancock: Couldn't hurt, sir.
[Urquhart accepts his mug of tea]

and my favourite:
[an SS officer is approaching under a white flag]
Major Harry Carlyle: Rather interesting development, sir.
[to the German]
Major Harry Carlyle: That's far enough! We can hear you from there!
SS Panzer Officer: My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender!
Major Harry Carlyle: Shall I answer him, sir?
Lt. Col. John Frost: Tell him to go to hell.
Major Harry Carlyle: We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!
SS Panzer Officer: [confused] What?
Major Harry Carlyle: We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else?
[German officer walks off]
Lt. Col. John Frost: Well, that's that.

 

Another one from Aliens.
The drop ship has just crashed, and the handful of survivors are picking their way through the wreckage:

Hudson "Game over man, game over"!

 

Hi Col, the only scene I liked in that movie was when the Squadron of Huey Heli's came in and blue the heck out of the VC village all the while listening to Ride of the Valkeries. (SP?) Martin Sheen is a good actor but, I hate his politics.

 

From the Corp (Sir John Mills character in) Dunkirk: "STUKAS!!! TAKE COVER!!!" Gosh darn, that's one hell of a fine film! Watched it twice over the weekend.

 

"As sure as God's vengeance...they are coming"
- Russell Crowe in that new western

 

"The President's Dead, I'm Coming In." Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken in: Escape From New York.

 

"Brain, you better tell me where the President is or i'll beat it out of your squeeze." Kurt Russell as: Snake Plissken in: Escape From New York.

 

A classic from Homer Simpson...

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

 

Here's another classic one from Homer Simpson: "Marge....where's the Beer?"

A classic Bart Simpson:

"Beans bean the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the more you scoot, for beans beans are the musical fruit."

 

Here's another....

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

 

One more....

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.