Option One or Option Two?

First kiss and do the whole shebang!

Cattleya or Phalaenopsis?

 

Cattleya

To be fooled or to be robbed?

 

To be fooled

Having your Eyelashes ripped out
or...
Having your eyebrows ripped out

 

Eyebrows, Ive seen the wife doing that herself....doesnt look too painful...

Isreal or Palestine...NO DONT ANSWER THAT ONE FOR GODS SAKES...

American sausage or German sausage...

 

Yummy! German by far!


Having a fishhook ripped through your cheek (Those ones that are really hard to get out).
or......

Having a 12 inch nail hammered into your knuckle




Psst... Israel

 

Oh God, neither please! The second one, after taking 24 gallons of anaesthetic


Defeating an army of 1000 with your army of 24 and loosing all your men, or winning a battle with 1000 men against 24, and loosing 500.

 

The former. Loss of 24 vs. loss of 500 -- hard to knowingly sacrifice the extra 476!

Watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur for 24 hours or watch 24 hours of the same 30 minute infomercial for a a sewing machine?

 

For the sake of moderate sanity, id have to say Barney

Having your fingernails and toenails pulled out
or....
Being forced to run a kilometer with your Achilles tendons severed.

 

Oh good we're back with the gruesome things!

The later one.


Having a red hot iron shoved into your eye (just enough to make it pop)

or

having the tip of your intestines tied to a spinning pole and then the pole starts to spin and you'll have to run after your own intestine unless you want your entire insides to be ripped out of your body.

there. I think this is gruesome enough for starters



Cheers...

 

hmmm the second one

falling on a spike after falling from a 1km high building or being slowly crushed by a car

 

Falling on a spike.

Daises or posies?

 

Poises, I think everyone would like the ability to hover!

Now back to horrible deaths and pain..

Having a hose shoved in your mouth that will pump stuffing into your stomach until it explodes
or...
Having your back broken which results in being paralyzed then being tossed in a pit of scorpions

 

You would be dead long before you reach the pike. Not really gruesome...

The second one. You wouldn't feel a thing...


Now, being hung spread eagled upside down and sawed in half (you take a long time to die. You won't bleed to death and the first vital organ is the heart) or having piano wire locked tight into your extremities and slowly watch your limbs gangrene?




Cheers...

 

Ohhh, sawed in half



Having your eyelids cut out and then being tied to a table while Cobras spit venom into both of your eyes over and over and over again.
or.


Waking up in a coffin 6 feet under only to slowly suffocate...

 

The latter...

lets see,

Having your arms torn off by a rack before being slowly decapitated

or

Being hung, drawn, and quartered?

 

I'm reasonably well hung, thank you for your interest.

Sauce Béarnaise or Sauce Hollandaise?

 

Bearnaise

Jacques Pepin or Julia Child?

 

The first one.


Having barbed wire inserted into your anus or having a bath in Hydrochloric acid?

 

Ow Joe.... i will take the Hydrocloric bath, just feels like you are melting away.

ice cream or frozen yogurt?