Sad and Pathetic e-mail.

Re: Your Compensation

Dear Friend.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the U.K Online Lotto winning cheque shipment to your location, I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $1,800,000USD (One Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) I have authorized the finance house where I deposited the money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.

My dear winner, I will like you to contact the CEO in charge of the finance house for the collection of this international certify bank draft. The name of the Person with your Cheque is MR. DAVID EKE

COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT: MR. DAVID EKE
EMAIL: davidekesec2@hotmail.com

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your

1. Full Name……………………….
2. Residential Address………………………
3. Phone Number……………………………..
4. Sex: ..............................................................
5. Age...............................................................
6. Occupation........................................................
7. Nationality...................................................................
8. Present Country...................................................................

At the moment, I am very busy in Sydney because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner Mr. Hilton of CTL Express Courier Company is having at hand. Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to MR. DAVID EKE at the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact him without delay.

Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart. Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon.

My sincere advice to you as a Christian is that you should endeavor to pay your tithe to a bible believing church when you get the money because I noticed it as a fiduciary agent that you were skeptical about your winnings when you were been ask by the U.K lotto Agency Inc to file out a claim for your prize. And now the current policy of the Lotto organizer is that if an emerged winner fails to claim up his/her winning cheque, it's now mandatory that this fund can be remitted or forfeited to the fiduciary agent in charge of this winners file.

However, I want you to contact him immediately as soon as you receive this information because he is leaving for CYPRUS by the end of this month and this might cost a delay for you to receive this draft.

Yours Sincerely,
Barr. Derrick Smith

 

ICPC NIGERIA (Anti-Fraud Unit)
......we fight against fraud, funds delay and impersonation.
Head Office: Plot 802, Constitution Avenue
Zone A9 Central Area
P. M.B 535, Garki Abuja
*****24HRS SERVICE *****

Dear Sir/Madam,

LETTER OF COMPENSATION/SETTLEMENT.

This letter will definately be amazing to you because of it’s realistic value.

Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment transaction with some impersonators some while ago.

I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will like to introduce myself; I am (Mr. Raymond Osaze) the Legal chairman of "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit).

On the 1st of October 2000, the President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria (Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) introduced a Commission named the "ICPC", (Nigeria's Anti-Fraud Unit) which is duly registered under the United Nations (U.N.O). This particular Commission was initiated to detect fraud/funds delay/impersonation of Government Officials. Secondly, we are mandated by the US Government to Settle foreign debts/fraud victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory in other to maintain peace in the world at large and also to create a good relationship with the international bodies.

Presently, we are being paid by the American government inother to avert beneficiary funds delays/fraud here in Nigeria.

So far, we have settled the likes of (Mrs. Debbie Hargrove, Mr. Micheal Wagner etc).
You are being contacted by this office today dated (13th September 2008) because your Case File (A) is the very first File on our Settlement Files Cabinet. From our Intelligent investigations and Probing processes we discovered that you are a victim of fraud/funds delay.

The "ICPC", is faithfully under my governance as the Legal Chairman of the great Commission and to this Authority I took an oath of allegiance to settle all fraud victims peacefully.

This Memorandum is to notify you that you will be settled by the Nigerian Government from our initial Deposit Account with HSBC Bank Plc London-Uk. You will be settled with the actual amount which you lost in your previous transaction, including your Inheritance Funds.

Your settlement will be actualized within 3working days after your response to this Official Letter.

For further clearification/investigation kindly send the below informations to us immediatelymr.raymondosaze@live.com)

1. Your residential address.
2. Mobile and fax number (for regular official contact).
3. Your inheritance funds value.
4. Amount which you have lost previously.

These above-mentioned informations will officially enable us to carry out our verification processes and after that your compensation sum/Inheritance Funds will be Electronically wired into your designated Bank account.

Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your Payment because here in this office, we have alot of listed victims to be settled.

Officially Signed,
Mr. Raymond Osaze.
Chairman ICPC Nigeria.
TEL: +234-702-779-7613

Powered by Information Communication Technology Dept., (C) 2008 ICPC Nigeria, registered trade

 

Independent Consultant,
Agricultural Research Institute of Northern Ireland
Hillsbourough, Ireland BT26 6DR


Dear sir/ ma,
Please permit me to write you irrespective of the fact we have not met
before. I got your contact through network online hence i decided to wire
you. I would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in
which you could earn a lot.
Getting an accountant in the states or opening an account would have been
my best choice but i have deadline to meet and talking any of those
choices would cost me time and a whole lot of other requirement , which is
am not ready to deal with . that is where i need your assistant and
service.


What i need you for?
You will be working as my payment assistant in charge or collecting and
processing the payment from the associates.

Job Descriptions?
1. Receiving Payment ( inform of money orders / checks) from my clients/
Associates.
2. Cash the payment at your Bank
3. Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/ pay on payment processed.
4.you will then forward the Balance via money gram or western union money
transfer according to my Instructions.

Advantages?
You don't have to go out o your Present Daily activity in order to engage
in this job (i.e you can do this work easily without leaving or affecting
your present job). You will work as an independent contractor right from
your home/ office. Your job is absolutely legal. You don't need any
capital to start ( Non of your personal funds is Needed).

Requirements?
18 years or older.
Legally capable.
Responsible, reliable and Trustworthy
ready to work 3-4 hours per week.
Able to check and Respond to email Regularly.
Easy Telephone Access.

Is This Legal?
Yes it is . As a matter of fact , My lawyer checked all legal Provisions
to know if there us any domestic or international law against Businesses
or deal in this manner. And he said it's allowed by ALL LAWS. So know that
doing this work is safe and legitimate . Guess all is well Understood, I
would be glad if you accept my Proposal.
Mail me if you are interested. Please reply with the details stated below.

NAME: .............................. ...
ADDRESS: ( home address not post office box)........................
CITY:......................... ............
STATE:........................ ...........
ZIP CODE: .............................
COUNTRY:...................... .......
PHONE NUMBER.....................
OCCUPATION:................... ......
AGE:.......................... .............


I hope to hear back from you .

All Replies to be sent to : owen247123@gmail.com


Dr Michael Owen
Agricultural Research Institute Of Northern Ireland
Hills borough Ireland BT26 6DR


NOTE: ONLY SERIOUS AND INTERESTED APPLICANT/ WORKERS SHOULD PLEASE REPLY.

 

I once got a 7 page letter from Ivan (go figure) from Central Moscow that he needed money to feed his family because etc etc etc

Very stupid, I read it and recycled. Maybe his lies can help somebody else other than himself.

 

Not a winner this time but a..........

JOB OFFER

Here we go again, a new spin on a old one.

 

Hello My Dear,

After waiting and no response was heard, I deposited and also paid for the delivery fee of your $750,000.00(Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars),as a Consignment box to CAPITAL G SECURITY COMPANY in London because I have to travel to Israel to visit my friend and I will not be back till November 20th, 2008.

Please kindly reconfirm the following information:

1. Your Full Name
2. Your complete mailing address (Not P.O.Box)
3. Your contact telephone number(s)

I await to receive the following informations as soon as possible so that we can proceed.


Regards,

Hilda Brooks

 

Atten: Friend ,


Compliment of the day to you and your family. How are you doing today ? I
have paid the fee for your Compensation cheque and i took it to the HSBC
BANK LONDON PLC to confirm it then the Manager of the Bank MR DAVID MOORE
told me that before the check can get to you it will expire on the way and
if it expired it will become useless so He advice me to convert $1.5m (ONE
MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) into cash and pack it into the
strong iron box and deposit it in FEDEX EXPRESS DELIVERY COMPANY London
to deliver it in cash to you and i did it as he advice me because he is a
banker he knows the durability of any foriegn check or draft.I deposited
the said package in the FedEX EXpress Delivey Company as an cotton
materials for secuirty reasons.



This is the registration Number of your Package Fed/122p/mtm/2008 Zip
Code;0113388 so do not let the company to know the real contents of the
package so that they can deliver it for you safely.I want you to contact
the company immediately with the following informations though i give them
your information but you need to reconfirm it for them.Below is the
required infomation you need to give them now,

1.YOUR FULL NAME AND HOME ADDRESS
2.YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3.A COPY OF YOUR PHOTO
4.YOUR AGE AND MARITAL STATUS

All these things is needed from you now to submmit to the company for
urgent delivery of your package contains $1.5m.Please contact the delivery
company immediately and reconfirm your info to them to enable their agent
locate you when he arrived in your country.



This is the company contact info.
Email;(james_kennedy006@yahoo.co.uk) DR JAMES KENNEDY Director General
FEDEX EXpress Delivery Company London.Tel:+44-704-570-5266


Please contact the company immediately you receive this email so that
your package will leave as soon as possible to be deliver to you.Get
back to me as soon as you receive your package from the company.

Regards,

Dr.John Tom Esq.

 

Dear Friend,


I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Atm Card value of 10.500.000.00 USD, but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Atm Card with DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE, before I travelled out of the country for a 3 Months Course.

What you have to do now is to contact the DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Atm Card showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Atm Card direct to your postal Address in your country is (260.00 USD) only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except 260.00USD. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Atm Card with this information bellow:-

Contact Person: Mr. Rex Johnson
Email Address: diplomaticcourierservicenrg@live.com

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Full Name, Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and also send to them Security Keeping Fee of 260.00USD, then ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of 260.00 USD for their immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Atm Card.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. James Eze

 

FROM:MR JOHN IBE,
DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT
Tell:+23470 5626 2156

ATTN: Sir/Madam


RE: IMMEDIATE PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE ON
CONTRACT#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

Following the protest of the International Community, The World Bank, IMF
and the instruction by the President and Commander in Chief of the armed
forces(UMAR MUSA YARADUA) that all outstanding foreign debts especially
next of kin payment should be released to the beneficiaries forthwith
unconditionally.

From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the
Government of Nigeria. Your name and company was discovered as next of kin
on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their
payments. I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and
will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.

Also note that from the record in my file, your outstanding contract
payment is (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).
Please re-confirm to me here in Email: cbk2008@live.com the
followings:

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
3) Company name, Position and Address.
4) Profession, age, sex and marital status.
5) Any kind of identification
6) Banking Details As soon as this information are received,

your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft,Atm Visa
Card,Diplomatic Cash System or wired to your bank account directly from
intercontinental bank of Nigeria or any of the assister bank and a copy of
the transfer confirmation information will be given to you for you to take
to your bank and confirm it.

YOURS SINCERELY,

MR JOHN IBE,
DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMMITANCE DEPARTMENT
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.
TELL:+23470 5626 2156
EMAIL:cbk2008@live.com

 

I didn't know Confederates with pipes came from Nigeria.

 

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
3) Company name, Position and Address.
4) Profession, age, sex and marital status.
5) Any kind of identification
6) Banking Details As soon as this information are received,


"Your name and company was discovered as next of kin
on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their
payments."

LOL If my name and company was "discovered" why were they not mentioned?

 

I had one today offering me thousands of spam bots for $500.

I gave them my answer.........

"Naff off you fart with a small pr*ck."

 

They really need to keep a list of the people they are sending to and and what persona they are using LOL.

From:Alhaji Suleiman Barau
Operations Manager
E-Banking Unit
Central Bank of Nigeria
Email: centralbakn@gmail.com

Re: Contract/Beneficiary Payment

This is toinform you that Your payment has been approved this Morning through HSBC DebitCard.You are operating a CBN account.The visa card is valid for one year which all statement will be sent to you and also to us.As soon as you download the loaded funds,the card becomes invalid.


You can check your balance at any ATM using your pin number.All you have to do is to fill the Debit Card Application form and email back to me; the form should be sent to E-Banking Unit so that your visa card will be processed.

It takes 24hrs or 48hrs to be processed immediately the application is received.Attached is the visa card application form which you are obliged to fill and get back to me.Clearly state your cell phone, fax number and delivery address where you want the card to be delivered to you either through courier despatch service limited or DHL.Due to security reasons Please indicate this code, which is (CBN/FGN448). You have to indicate this code when contacting the E-Banking Unit.

Yours Faithfully,
Alhaji Suleiman Barau
Operations Manager.

Please further correspondence should be sent to centralbakn@gmail.com only.

 

Youu guys are lucky. you keep getting free money. I just keep getting offers for jobs from google

 

I'm sure JC can change that, heh heh.

 

Nelson & Associates
Pretoria, South Africa
Tel: +27 – 741 – 755 – 838 Direct Lines
Fax; +27 - (86) - 566 – 9160
Email: directcontacts@sify.com

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Mr. Robert Jones, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that Late Mr. Robert Jones made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Three Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (USD$3,500.000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will.

Please if I reach you as I am hopeful; Endeavour to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant date.

Yours in His service,
Nelson Bacho (Esq)
+27 – 741 – 755 – 838 Direct Lines

 

LOL South Africa now?

 

NEWS RELEASE,

Microsoft just announced that it is sharing its merchandising program with local individuals who want to earn money from home on their computer.

This is a legitimate program and is FREE for a limited time, so you must be serious about earning as much as 4900.00 per month or more!

For more information, Visit This Link:

http://toadrabbit.com/xkq2arfayzjftkqz-crq


Now remember guys , you MUST be serious about earning 5k a month sitting around on your backside.
I didnt hit the link , im not entirely serious about free money.

 

What rot this is.....

• Cahoot? Never heard of them
• What account?

I see there from Brazil(BR) in region South and Central America. Makes a change from South Africa.

And now something new......

Ermmm.......

 

Pull the other one its got bells on...