Boy stuck in freezer-eats own foot to survive!

14 year old boy in Orenthal, Oregon (which is in James Simpson County)-trapped in freezer for 3 days and eats his own foot to survive. Josh Penn said he slipped on a patch of ice and slid into an abandoned freezer that was open and when he hit inside-the door closed and locked him in. Having no way out and getting hungry, he made the decision to eat his right foot in order to stay alive. (Damn, I sure hope his foot was clean?)

Just kidding, this is my way of signing out of the FFZ for now.

See yall later--C.

 

A simple "see ya next time guys" would have sufficed, you know.....
Look after yourself mate.

 

Carl -- You really should be writing for a tabloid. That was implausible but you made it seem almost credible!!!

 

Ate his own foot! Wow, I can't imagine eating my feet...........they stink!!

 

I'd give it a try , but with my "old" body I couldn't probably even catch my toe

 

I could not get my foot even close to my mouth without doing considerable damage to my back and probably breaking my leg in the process.

 

People on this forum put their foot in their mouths all the time.

 

if it was a freezer, shouldn't there be food in it?

 

Was it on or off? Was the pilot lamp on? If not how could the guy even find his foot?

 

Hold the top of his leg then move his hand down his leg?

 

How do we know it was his own foot. Maybe it was a leftover from the last body in the freezer.

 

I can get one foot over my head and almost behind it. I could do much better 20 years ago. When I was younger, I managed to get both of my feet behind my head after I did a lot of stretching but I freaked out because for a second I could not move. I only tried that once.

That said, I could not eat any part of my body for any reason!

 

I don't think I am flexible enough to eat my own foot...

 

A long time ago, when I started working at a hotel, there was this 18 year old cutie working the front desk. The bellman was almost constantly at her side. Finally, one night he was handed a task that would keep him busy for 15-20 minutes. Seizing the moment, I approached her and said:"Stacy, now that we're alone, there's a question I've been dying to ask you."

She got this:"Oh crap, this disgusting dude is going to ask me out" look.

I asked:"Stacy, when the refrigerator door closes, does the light stay on?"

She instantly recovered and answered, "No, the little man inside runs over and turns it out."

 

For three days? Hmm. I would have thought that he would have suffocated by then. The seal must not have been good on that freezer. How was he found?

 

Carl was funnin us-IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!! It's a made up story.

 

Duh, I must be dyslexia picking up....

 

*facepalm*

 

And what do you think this place is? ;-)) just kidding.

 

Heh heh< i hope he carried a bottle of Mrs Dash with him.

Heh heh< glad I caught at least one person sleeping on the job here whose name (PzJgr) I shall not mention. )