Welcome back Formerjughead+!!!!

lol that is hallerious... gay penguins.

Well I see somebody waisted no time geting caught up on the national Geographic magazine... putting your cooler time to good use, eh jug

it's nice to see you back buddy.

 

"Hey Jughead, where are you?
We wanna dance,
and we wanna sing!
Have some fun and go ad-ventu-ring!
All our friends are here, but it ain't complete,
We ain't the Archies...
Without the Jughead beat!.."

Where in the name of mild children's entertainment, is HOTDOG?

THERE IS ALSO A VERY STRONG LINK BETWEEN BEARING CHILDREN AND LACK OF SEXUAL CONTACT

Is the Gay movement a reaction by the male of the species to the Siberianistic Gulagism of fatherhood? Even the Midwives struggle to come to terms with finding a role for the Father of the species....we are referred to as 'support people'......I long for the days when Father's were given a seat in the waiting room, free to smoke as many cigarettes as their lungs could handle. When the joyous child arrived, they were bundled off to the 'local' , )for want of any better place to go) to 'wet the baby's head'.

My wife is two and a half weeks from giving birth....and man, am I OVER IT....Hurry up, little child...ARRIVE FOR GOD'S SAKE...Both of us are sick of the waiting!!!

It's enough to turn you into a leather bound 'bugger'!!!!!

 

Can you imagine how long it would take to eat all of those? This is a leopard seals paradise!

Of course I know some guys who would BBQ them. With all that fat, they are great self basting birds!

 

I'd eat one.....

 

we'll that lucky gay penguin is really gonna enjoy that.

(you fell right into that one)

 

I dont eat birds and penguins.. ( except chicken )