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Picked A Bad Day To Quit Smoking

Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by Poppy, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    Biak Boy from Illinois Staff Member

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    I had seen that and to think he survived Vietnam.
    Another reason I switched to Cigars.
     
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    brndirt1 Saddle Tramp

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  4. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    Yep. I'm full of useless references. Some day, it will come in handy.
    1st Airplane : hilarious... 2nd Airplane: not so much.

    Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, 6 men didn't return from that raid.
    Elaine Dickenson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
     
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    And don't call me Shirley.
     
  6. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    Ah... Clem. Love it when you chime in.
     
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    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    When I quit smoking my friends were ready. Oct. 1, 1987, 7 am. They loaded me up and took me out to a really remote spot in the Mojave. Tent, rations, water for two weeks, and emergency radio. "We'll be back in a week."

    That night was the first time I ever picked a fight with a coyote. I won.
     
  8. Poppy

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    formerjughead The Cooler King

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    "flying a jet is just like riding a bicycle, only it's harder to get the baseball card in the spokes"
     
  10. Poppy

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    HAHA! Forgot about that...Good timing jugs.
     
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    "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
     
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    formerjughead The Cooler King

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    "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
     
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    Since it's going that direction.......

    Clearance Clarence...........

    and by the way pigs do fly...........................:cool:
     
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    Skipper Kommodore

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    another bad smoking habit....
     
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    gives new meaning to a chain smoker!:D would that be a the Gatling gun of smoking rigs?????
     
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    Skipper Kommodore

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    he is also getting tarred... and feathered.
     
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    OH my...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! guess that would be from the inside out....kinda like in the microwave!
     
  19. urqh

    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    Its a big building with a red cross on it.....but thats not important now....

    Reminds me of the old one...dont know how true it is...its done the rounds over the years...brother told me it from the Falklands war...

    My leg..I've lost me leg...

    Its over there you fool...now shut up...
     
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    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    Its a big building with a red cross on it.....but thats not important now....

    Reminds me of the old one...dont know how true it is...its done the rounds over the years...brother told me it from the Falklands war...

    My leg..I've lost me leg...

    Its over there you fool...now shut up...
     

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