Sorry guys, but that lead-in made me think of Lloyd Bridges in Airplane, picked the wrong week/day... Goto: Airplane Clips: Lloyd Bridges - YouTube
Yep. I'm full of useless references. Some day, it will come in handy. 1st Airplane : hilarious... 2nd Airplane: not so much. Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, 6 men didn't return from that raid. Elaine Dickenson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.
When I quit smoking my friends were ready. Oct. 1, 1987, 7 am. They loaded me up and took me out to a really remote spot in the Mojave. Tent, rations, water for two weeks, and emergency radio. "We'll be back in a week." That night was the first time I ever picked a fight with a coyote. I won.
"flying a jet is just like riding a bicycle, only it's harder to get the baseball card in the spokes"
"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" Thats from the movie, but check this out. British Airways Fake Crash Landing Announcement 'Traumatized' Passengers, Christian News
Since it's going that direction....... Clearance Clarence........... and by the way pigs do fly...........................
Its a big building with a red cross on it.....but thats not important now.... Reminds me of the old one...dont know how true it is...its done the rounds over the years...brother told me it from the Falklands war... My leg..I've lost me leg... Its over there you fool...now shut up...
Its a big building with a red cross on it.....but thats not important now.... Reminds me of the old one...dont know how true it is...its done the rounds over the years...brother told me it from the Falklands war... My leg..I've lost me leg... Its over there you fool...now shut up...