Oooohh a dream becomes truth! Where is the draftsman to enlist? I like to command this: View attachment 15917
It's all very well saying 'enlist today', but there's no bleedin' contact number or web address. I want a Tie fighter or AT-AT, and am happy to interrogate ladies in metal bras. ~A
Found this in honor of Dr. Seuss' recent birthday: View attachment 15936 Got this one off the same blog, just thought it was hilarious: View attachment 15937
No such thing, it's your classic Catch 22. If you can't see it, they don't want you, or if stare at it longingly enough, you'll go blind, and they still don't want you. I guess that's why most Stormtroopers are gay carrot eaters. Or so I'm told, I can't see it either, never did.
Sometimes I lose my most preciously accepted bits of knowledge. I thought eating carrots would help us old people with weak vision......but then again I have lost even more innocense as I cannot yet tell the difference between gay carrots and regular ones. Perhaps tonight I will lock the refrigerator door......but I would need to install a hasp.......just have to lock my bedroom door until I learn the difference......then I will have to learn to sort them in the produce section, before bringing them home.
In honor of St. Patty's day (I know the background is purple, but...I didn't take the pic, unfortunately): View attachment 16013 Okay, okay....here's a green one, ya heathens... View attachment 16012
Actually........lots of carrots in my stews...........now they are poking fun at the weak of vision......ISAWTHAT!......but it's ok I have one correctible eye left.......so I am often to make fun of myself .....only my blind side bumps into things......I chopped wood, am by warm fire, only got 1" of snow here, we needed the moisture. But I have been thinking......I do not yet have a sheepskin couch cover.....may need more than one.......may visit a sheep pen when he is focusing his attention on internet and telstar.
