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How to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by OpanaPointer, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. A-58

    A-58 Cool Dude

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    Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains....
     
  2. von_noobie

    von_noobie Member

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    But The Walking Dead zombies are old styled, Slow moving stumbling around, Its actually an awesome show.

    Just wish they would have at least 1 clip in any zombie show that has a country besides the US or UK being affected, We never go and see zombies in Australia or an Alien Invasion or some civil war.....
     
  3. Biak

    Biak Adjutant Patron  

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    I think they's a reason for that Mate, wouldn't zombie's avoid places with names like " Down-Unda' "?
     
  4. Carronade

    Carronade Ace

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    Don't be so sure, I've also heard that "You might be a redneck if" you like going to the dollar store because you don't have to get all dressed up like when you go to Wal-Mart ;)
     
  5. sunny971

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    The zombies are catching up to technology... Siri just told them where to find red necks. "You better redneckognize!!"
     
  6. A-58

    A-58 Cool Dude

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    Well tell the movie maker folks in Australia to make some movies worth watching then. The last good one was Gallipoli. Breaker Morant was good too.
     
  7. von Poop

    von Poop Waspish

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    If the Zombies are using OS6 Maps now, I think we can all rest easy. They'll be walking in circles wondering why the braaaains icon is actually over something entirely different.
    It's the ones who haven't 'upgraded' and tech-savvy Android Zombies you'll need to watch. They've got Google

    Anyway, never fear:
    7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) | Cracked.com

    ~A
     
  8. Volga Boatman

    Volga Boatman Dishonorably Discharged

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    I've seen experiments where we put rodents to sleep, clinically dead, and then 'wake' them up with nuero-stimulant drugs, good as new!

    Does this classify them as zombies? If so, would the same tag apply if we could pull the same deep hibernation trick on humans as well?
     
  9. RabidAlien

    RabidAlien Ace

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    I've personally seen the same thing happen during a department meeting out at sea. Subject was revived with Official Navy 2" Coffee (a 2" open-ended wrench will float if dropped into a pot of said coffee). I can neither confirm nor deny that the subject in question was myselbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.......
     
  10. OpanaPointer

    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member Patron   WW2|ORG Editor

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    I like Navy coffee. You can cut off a chunk and chew on it for an entire watch. Then you just put it in a metal container with a lockable lid, so it don't escape. When you have enough of them you can make a wolverine.
     
  11. STURMTRUPPEN

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    sacrifice the fatties keep your fitness levels up stock up on food ammunition water cigarettes lighter fluid booze a tent and an assault rifle to keep the hordes of evil dead away from your campsite
     
  12. A-58

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    I guess the safest people and the ones most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse will be all politicians. No braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains....
     
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    Well they have brains... but the only purpose it serves is to keep their heads from caving in! :D
     
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    Treadmills, the ultimate in zombie defense
     

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    A-58 Cool Dude

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    That would probably work very well.
     
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    I've been practicing up. The younger son is home on leave for the holidays and we've been playing COD Black Ops II Zombies a bunch. Been playing online with two of his cousins a lot, which is really kind of strange because they live next door, but you have bigger screens that way. I don't think the game itself Black Ops II is really very good, but the Zombie mode is a lot of fun.
     
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    There's at least a dozen New Zealand movies about zombie sheep which for various reasons never sold well outside of New Zealand. I guess if you live in New Zealand, you just really hate sheep after a while.

    [video=youtube;z4PkMPAlMFo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PkMPAlMFo[/video]
     
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    Ok I know this is a stupid thread but hey there a few zombie movies coming out this year and while the chance of a zombie apocalypse occurring is about 1 in 1 billion was curious to know where you would go to survive? So think of this as this sites more unlikely what if ever =)

    Key points:
    Any spot would require food source
    Be defensible or have a quick avenue of escape (or both)
    As for if the zombies your past slow walkers or the apparently smart really fast zombies from the upcoming WWZ in which some how they all climb up the one spot on a really big wall, Either they still have brain function or more likely still brain dead but use twitter and face book :D

    Personally I would being in Australia head for the bush or an outlying Island but as far away as possible from Melbourne and Sydney airports as they are our main International airports and likely be hot spots for infection. Flinder's or King's Island would be ideal being between Vic and Tas so close to me, Low population and farm-able land.

    Feel free to post or face palm that such a thread made it onto here =]

    Cheers, VN
     
  19. OpanaPointer

    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member Patron   WW2|ORG Editor

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    Wal-Mart.
     
  20. belasar

    belasar Court Jester Staff Member

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    Noobie, ya just ain't payin 'tenntion.

    We already decided we're going to the nearest Wal-Mart!

    I'm beginnig to think that before you post a new thread we need a window that comes up and say's "Did you check the Search Engine First?"
     

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