Humorous Auto Accident excuse 1 An invisible car came out of no-where, struck my car and vanished. 2 I have been driving for 40 years, when I fell asleep at the wheel. 3 I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law And headed over the embankment 4 The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him. 5 The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end. 6 The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him 7 The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
