"YOU MIGHT BE AL QUEDA IF ... "

"YOU MIGHT BE AL QUEDA IF ... "
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer?
9. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes?
8. You and have more wives than you do teeth in your head.
7. You insist on bathing monthly, whether necessary or not.
6. You have nothing against women, and think every man should own at least one.
5. You can't think of anyone you HAVE NOT declared a Jihad against.
4. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
3. You are amazed to discover that cell phones and garage door openers have a use other than setting off IED's.
2. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but you consider BACON as "UNCLEAN."

 

Well, actually all 10 are

 

Im glad that you like them .

 

Crazy people, the lot of them...

 

Not sure they are that crazy... Feeding a cultures drug addiction to fund their war on that culture.

Seems quite clever to me...

 

Yeah, seems smart to me:

First Opium War - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

FARC in Columbia also finance themselves off of the drug trade. So not really crazy at all.

 

Bump just for the giggles

 

I'm sure they're taking volunteers

Exactly

 

Let's jump to the time Osama bin Laden has died. George Washington meets him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader, Bin Laden.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me!"

The Angel replied, "I came to you in a dream and told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

 

Excellent!! most excellent!

 

Nah, Osama gets to heaven on dying and finds that his 72 virgins are all nuns armed with 12 ga shotguns and hunting licenses.....for him!

 

There ya go, and the situation lasts FOREVER! Opps, both scenes would be Hell wouldn'they?

 

Wasn't that angels name Gabriel?

 

Sounds like a parochial school in Alabama!

 

Actually that description would apply to every Afghan in presentday Afghanistan, so how should someone differentiate those suckers from Al Quida.

Regards
Kruska

 

hhmmm,strange thread.4th wilts.

 

#1 the best lol